KingVeveraine

Would love to do this, sounds amazing. Do we need to PM you or is messaging in the thread sufficient?

The music is the sound track of the opera 'Carmen' played by a live symphony orchestra. Moving stuff.

^ It appears I unknowingly sat next to you on the first ride! The horrible CGI animal was a lemur called.. Goatse. Goatse. Goatse. That made my day.

Why would a crashed, broken helicopter have functional blades? It seems like it would be a redundant effect even in the context of the theme.

I love the lights. Are they powered by an onboard battery or what? How many trains do thorpe have, I'm guessing two or three?

Maybe I'm mis-interpreting what you're saying, so forgive me if this is unwarranted, but did you really not recognise the General Electric logo ?

If it was Alton Towers, that building would be considered already themed!

Looks like a couple of vans to me.

My god, it's colossal, I was expecting something 'modestly' sized!

When I was there the other day there were construction workers wandering around the closed off sunken garden, which would be a bit odd if it was just a publicity 'area', I'd have thought?

They have a super-secret underground network of rollercoasters specifically built for transporting more rollercoasters.

I'm guessing by the dates of the 'launch' ticket you can buy that it opens on the 15th March, although that's not much of a surprise.

The video is refusing to load for me

I used it once to say that it would be nice if the water pump things on Storm Surge worked. I got a reply saying I would get another reply addressing my concern or something similar but they never did text back

War would be just as repetitive sounding.