MattyMoo

Chessie does seem to be the forgotten park for new rides... I guess their hands will be forced when Ramases Revenge, at the dear old age of TWENTY RUDDY THREE YEARS OLD has to finally pass over soon. Or, they'll just leave a hole where it once stood. Or theme a maze around the old queue line a la Slammer, whilst looking on at the ride you can no longer ride, that Merlin CBA to remove.

Last year, press night seemed to be about vloggers and TOWIE-eseque peeps having as much free beer and food as possible with the very occasional go on a maze or ride ? THORPE PARK RESORT are being far stricter on plus ones this year though by all accounts, which is good news for fans of the beef rib in the buffet at Fins.

I do. Amity Kebabs ? Also - are they going to announce the 2 other attractions or were they covered because they weren't sure what they were going to be yet... or even if they will exist. Rapidly approaching two weeks until Fright Nights, you'd think they'd want everyone to know the full line up...

They also mention in the photo descriptions that a "chair" and "seat" is what's fallen off when that isn't the case - but hey - who needs facts...

I don't know too much about Vortex, but from that clip - it looks like the ride was e-stopped straight away, am I right? Or is that the sound of Rush.

But how are any bits of old themeing from Fungle Safari going to fit into these mazes? ?

That's actually quite a good marketing stunt, I'm quite impressed.

Why say "Full Line Up revealed" all over their social media when it clearly isn't, or is that just some "classic" Thorpe PR spin coming into play. On an entirely unrelated note, does anyone know if I can charge my phone on The Walking Dead: The Ride when I visit?

Let's wait for the official release tomorrow. That article doesn't have enough typos for it to be legit.

So not 10 mazes then? ?‍♀️

Interesting.... Swarm themed maze perhaps?

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Be interesting to see the Pallet Maze™ when it's completed... assume that's where Zombie Hunt was? Less than 24 hours to go until all 10 "mazes" are revealed...

I'd managed to block that from my memory ?

^ Exactly. Why not cause a self-inflicted backlash eh?

It's almost as if Thorpe live for the drama.. Yes definitely clowns in the video... hope they know what they're doing ?

Exactly - encouters and experiences are very different things to "mazes" in my opinion. The countdown to the 11th is on then... we'll see!

It looks P15-ish!

No ENCOUTERS which is something very different.

Spell checkers don't come for free lads. Oh wait.

The website actually says "encouters" ? It's almost as if they really rushed the announcement or something.

"Love Island: Too Late" maze rumours currently circulating, watch this space. Take a trip round the Love Island Like No Other where you witness the scary reality of grammar, the ability to form a sentence and any last semblance of intelligence disappearing before your very eyes ?

I was talking about E10 with a mate the other day when discussing an old maze coming back... that would be quite something.

I don't think the advertising was misleading - I just think they've had a complete change of plan, personally. Don't get me wrong - will definitely go and watch the Circus of Horrors - I was just hoping for a new (non IP related ) maze.

Likely? Guaranteed considering the "theming" has re-appeared! I would assume there will be a new maze where those yellow markings are, jokes aside.