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Rameses on my own? WANT!

Hey! I'm a youtuber and I take that as a personal insult! :oand Chessie isn't as expensive as Legoland!

I used to have a recurring nightmare where I would be being chased around my school by a werewolf and then I would run into the school and it would be pitch black and then when I came out the other side I would be naked.I dreamed that dream about 30 times in total.

This always makes me smile

ugh, what annoys me is when some black people use "you're being racist" as an excuse for everything. For example TheVoicesMan was doing a contest on youtube to win a HD Video Camera and this guy entered a day late (he would've won it if he wasn't a day late) and the black guys reason for not winning was "TheVoicesMan saw that a black man was winning and deleted the video"... uhhh no. he deleted the video because the competition had ended.for full details on that go to: for the black guys POVand for the true story.so yeah, my rant is just anything that isn't racism being called racism.

:PYES! The World Is Mine (I Don't Know Anything) - Alex Day My strings are broken and my heart is out of tuneI wanted quiet but all I see is youI don’t know anythingI stumbled forward and you let me walk awayWe both know I’ll be running back to you somedayI don’t know anythingCHORUSThe earth is spinning but my feet are standing stillAnd the wind is biting but I’m fighting off the chillI don’t know anythingSo let’s pretend for just one minuteThe world, the world, the world, the worldThe world is mine but you’re not thereThey say time’s a healer but my watch can’t tell the timeThe left hand’s stuck six months ago and I can’t find the rightI don’t know anythingThe pen is stronger than any sharpened swordBut everything I write to you makes me feel like a foolI don’t know anything[CHORUS]I feel like I can do anythingWhy don’t you understandWhy don’t you see what I could be[CHORUS]Why can’t you seeI’d trade in the world for you<3

Juuuuupiiiiiterrrrrrrr!Being on Land or In the Air

Granted, but it's the inside of a binI wish my mum would let me get pet Degus

Granted but they don't talk to youI wish I could have a Gibson Dusk Tiger guitar

I personally think Saw 3D should be renamed back to Saw 7: EndGame as it was such a better title

That bit was meant to be sarcastic, sarcasm doesn't transfer well over text :DEDIT: I added little <sarcasm> tags around that bit now

Ugh, I'm probably gonna come across as a whiny teenager right now but here goes...I really like this girl and have for aaaaaages, she knows and had been showing signs of liking me back.Then the same thing that has happened every other time I've built up the courage to ask her out...I log onto Facebook and see" *Girl-I-Like* is in a relationship with *Boy* "and the worst thing is until about a week ago she didn't even know the guy, she added him on Facebook because he popped up in the suggestions and me and her have been mates for about 2 years now... <sarcasm> we even went to Chessington together </sarcasm>anyway, teenager rant over.

My Gran had breast cancer and they caught it earlier on and the operation went fine, fingers crossed for you James (coincidentally my name is James B. too)

That was my worst score ever by the way my high score is about 30,000 odd

All queues were 5 minutes except Rameses which was on 15 minutes.

RAAAWWWR FIRST TRIP REPORT :PI went to Chessie today and it was brilliant. Was there from 10:30 AM - 4:00 PM and got an amazing ride count for that time period. We got there at 10 at the Lodge Gate and had to queue outside for half an hour. Then we headed straight to Bubbleworks and got a ride on that, after that was Vampire. Then we got lost and ended up at Hocus Pocus Hall and decided to go in just for the mirror maze. Then we decided to get back on track and legged it over to Tomb Blaster, I got beaten by a girl by 100 points... I was sad. I got 9300 and she got 9400, she's the only person to ever beat me. Then we went over to Rameses and some fat person got stuck on it and wouldn't get off so that was the longest queue of the day. Then it was... Dragon's Fury time!!! :(LUNCH TIME! BURGER KING NOMNOMNOMNOM!Then I became the ongoing joke of the day, I was saying I hated everything people said and someone said "lets go to Wild Asia" and I said " I hate Asians" so whenever any Asian people walked past my mates all said "Oh look there are your best mates" fun...Black Buccaneer straight after an XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger doesn't do good things to the stomach... Then we went to Dragon Falls and got soaked again, we laughed at the Buddha's random thumbs on his sleeves and headed over to "Asialand, the land of hatred" where we went on Monkey Swinger and Tuk Tuk Turmoil (They'll always be Billy's Whizzer and Roger's Dogems to me) and cried at the fact that Kobra had decided to be an idiot and break. Lorikeet Lagoon was next which was awesome, it was probably better than the time I had a hawk on my armGETTING LOST AND ENDING UP AT RATTLESNAKE TIME!!We rode Rattlesnake 3 times in a row then we headed back to Transylvania and rode Bubbleworks twice and Vampire once more (we might've done Transylvania first and then Rattlesnake, my memory's a bit hazy)Then we went home :(So here's the Ride Count:Bubbleworks - 3Vampire - 2Tomb Blaster - 1Rameses Revenge - 1Hocus Pocus Hall - 1Dragon's Fury - 1Black Bucaneer - 1Dragon Falls - 1Monkey Swinger - 1Tuk Tuk Turmoil - 1Lorikeet Lagoon - 1Rattlesnake - 3Overall - 17

She was closed today, sad times

Maybe....

I'm going to Chessie on Tuesday and I was just wondering, who here works there?And what's it like working there?

Ugh, that football match was painful to watch

She better be up by the 22nd! I'm going with my school

YKYAFP when you have a dream about Chessington and wake up annoyed because you only rode the dodgems. (that's a true story )

Whereabouts have you seen this logo or are you just stirring stuff up with us fanboys?

I can beat that level of getting scared, my mate fainted on it