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More flashing lights and loud pumping music is all that I want

Personally, I think saw is a great ride, especially when it is your first time. When I first went on saw I read nothing about what the inside section was like before going on it, because I wanted to keep it as a surprise. I went on it first thing in the morning so there was only a small queue, which kept the pace going, the tension building. And I must admit, when I first walked into the station, I was quite scared. It was mostly scary because all you could see was the track turn into the darkness, into the unknown. I had no idea what was going to happen as I pulled the restraints down, all I could hear was the screaming of the people on the ride. I was sitting on the far left, so I couldn't see the puppet (which was good because if I did I think It would have taken away the scariness). I could hear jigsaws voice, which was scary because I'd seen one of the SAW films, and wasn't to keen on it. The inside drop took me completely by surprise and was the scariest part of the whole ride. The dummy was good because it shouted so loud and I didn't expect it. This was my first time going on a vertical chain lift, and it felt like we got to the top in half a second! The rotating blades did nothing to scare me, and the rest of the ride was good, but left me with quite some headache. So overall I think the themeing is good, but could be better and the ride itself can be a bit scary when its your first time, and you don't know what to expect. When you have been on the ride several times it isn't scary , but still very fun!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, And this one doesn't.

All the jokes I know are blonde jokes so here's another... A man walks into a shed to see a blonde hanging from a piece of rope attached to her wrist. He asks her what she was doing and she replied "I am trying to commit suicide". The man says "well aren't you supposed to have the rope tied round your neck?". The blonde then replies "well I tried that, but I couldn't breathe".

Yesterday Thorpe posted on their Facebook some pictures of a cat with eyebrows, could they be hinting at X no way out's new theme?

I definitely preferred the queue indoors because it gave me something to be excited at on my way around, with all the lights and that(not that X no way out itself isn't exciting ) and the upbeat music was really good at making me think "You know what, this ride isn't that bad!"

Hoorah!!!

not there yet

You are very close

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For instance?

I got another blonde joke... OK, so two blondes were walking through a forest when they came across some tracks. One blonde said "look, bear tracks!" Then, the other blonde said " no they are definitely deer tracks." So they argued about it- "bear tracks!", "deer tracks!", "bear track!s", "no, deer tracks", "bear tracks!", "deer tracks!", So they kept on arguing... And then they got run over by a train...

For me it doesn't spin that much, and the only bit that actually gets you wet are the people who pay £1 to squirt a tiny bit of water at some random people they don't know...

Very close

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Two blondes went into a pet store. They both bought a puppy. The next morning, one blonde came running up to the other and said " I can't tell which one's mine!". So they thought long and hard about what they could do to be able to tell them apart. Suddenly one of them said " I know, we could put a blue ribbon on one, and a red ribbon on the other!". So they did that. However, the next morning one of them came running up to the other and said " I can't tell which one's mine! Their ribbons came off while they were playing!". So once again they thought long and hard about what they could do to be able to tell them apart. Then suddenly one of them said " I know, we could put a blue collar on one and a red collar on the other!". So that's what they did. However, the next morning one came running up to the other and said " I can't tell which one's mine! Their collars came off while they were playing!". Yet again they sat down and spent ages thinking about what they could do to be able to tell them apart. And suddenly one of them said "I know, How about I have the chihuahua and you have the husky!".

This is how my 2013 looks- theme park wise Thorpe park (A lot) Chessington (Probably once) Alton towers (Once- For my first time!!!) Europa park (Once- Again, For my first time!!!)

When I heard this joke I was laughing so much. The day after I realized how bad it was... Q.What did the man say when he lost his watch? A."Where's my watch!"

Yay lap bars! Personally I love the feeling thinking that I'm gonna fall out. It makes you feel like your gonna fall out!

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