Fred

You know you're a fanperson when you know exactly what rides are prone to being "f**king shut"

You n00b.. upgrade it, sign in.. might work. Unless you've decided to login and delete every member on your account, why would you need to get everyones msn again?

You know you're a fanboy when you plan to visit parks to hang around with the management.

..Perve .Last week I had so many days of shepherds pie. Tuesday, Wednesday and then had it again on friday at eleanors! Mental shizz.

You know you're a fanboy when you know whats exactly on the tussauds group queueline video! [CHESSIE TIGER TRUCKERS W00T!!]

Why alton? Because its the biggest money maker with the biggest potential. Having a proper resort is a hell of a lot more profitable (and inviting) than creating an atmosphere at thorpe. Thorpes gone too far into teenage thrilling ways to bother with theming or atmosphere. Its target audience dont want it, and they wont make much extra from the expenditure on it. And to think how Chessington fanboys feel. Much much more potential than thorpe, and can go to a minature alton route. But alas, I doubt it'd happen [although merlin have upped budgets so much that the management are pissing themselves with excitement]. We've only had £8m invested in the past 4 years f**ksake!

Ahh yeah did that myself a couple of times. Dunno why the gate in the garden was never shut in 06.

I do have a PS3! It rocks arse.MSN works fine for me today.. no problems whatsoever

Thats why people like Alex make choices to go emo. Poor souls

I doubt it lovey, not like girls and can change their orientation.. if you like girlies, you like girlies.. even if majority of them give you bad experiences (which they do!) .

Cant quite remember.. something like 84 wheels - 3 above each seat = 6 to a row = 72.. Plus 1 wheel under each row.. .I believe thats right, as I say.. cant remember though, I wasn't the one who knew

You know you're a fanboy when you know how many wheels a vampire train has, and annoys your co-workers by telling them that they're wrong!(wasn't me - was a co-worker who knew )

Although you can kinda compare it to walk on nemesis, air, duel, oblivion, hex.. well, every ride at alton almost the entire day!

The homepage used to be long and overcrowded.. now its a simple menu, flash and 3 boxes.. very nice indeed!

Whens my weekend birthday..2012 again. Damn being a week after Danns.

Hotel is gonna go where the quarry currently is. Thats next to where the coaches park for people who dont know

Andre is Sebs real name

Woo, as per usual with myself.. a double post!:New look chessie website.. well, refreshed lookClick here to see, fishy..Does look much nicer IMO.. and gawd makes you wish thorpe stuck with semantic.. if chessie could afford the budget, thorpe definitely could

Should tell people you're going first.. loser

Haven't heard it.. but you saying that reminds me of the 06 zodiac music. Oh how I miss that

Mr Fawlty, Mr Fawlty!

Sebby gets referral moneys.. just google it

Need money to buy hair product or sommet? Evil companies.. charities have been doing this for years (without giving you money, obviously).. I expect their income from that is gonna decrease

Happy birthday