Mark9

As long as it doesn't start with "from the park that bought Colossus, Nemesis Inferno, Stealth and Saw: The Ride" I think I'll be pretty happy.

The problems with statistics is that it doesn't really show the true reality of whats going on out there. The overall impression is that homosexuality is acceptable by most but like, just last week, a guy was tied to a lampost and burnt alive in Scotland.All for something as trivial as sexuality.

Raptor gives me faith.

That RCT2 scream effect MUST be on there in that case.

If you wanted to be extremely pedantic, it's actually the first park to open and the last park to close.

I've been to parks all over the world okay, and unfortunately its only really a sad fact of life at Thorpe Park.

The adventures of TTF and the Oblivion Fanta advertising speaks otherwise. Just because you're happy to put up with the crap Merlin sometimes throw at its audiences, doesn't mean others are.

Q: "Why doesn't water run off the Earth?"A: There is a vast "ice wall" that keeps the water where it is. This explains why you can find a vast plane of ice as you travel southward. The wall is roughly 150ft high. In the McIntyre model, however, the height of the wall increases further as one moves toward the edge of the world.Genius!

THEY'RE FROM THE 60'S

As I wrote in my blog"And yet I can still call the way the’ve promoted ‘The Swarm’ exceptional and that the park hasn’t hit a duff note on the ride at all. If I was to be a hater, I’d say Swarm is too short, its got trims, it’s a dull colour, the tank is in the wrong place and it has a fake turret, none of the theming will appear or work after its first season and that the actors aren’t out long enough."More then enough criticism to get off on.

Oh B&M and your wonderful ways.

Just lots of corkscrews instead.

Thats right, I'd cancel my pre-booked ticket and my entire trip based on some rain.

Grammar, Spelling and using tenses properly applies to you as well TPGG. If you're going to go around the forum being a little grammar Nazi, you could at least do us the courtesy of using proper English in your posts as well.

Will shortly be banned from TPM.

Loves the Little Mermaid.

This a thousand times. Driving ever closer to me won't make me go faster.

I can sort out your spelling, but I can't change the orientation for you. You need to sort that out yourself using the small arrows below the uploaded picture on Facebook.

Take that you piece of crap! Yes Cat!

/\ Coined the phrase "If I wanted trees I'd go to a garden centre"

Hi, I'm 88 years old and I still pull the queues