Sidders

Kevin.Kane?

I love that inclined loop-helix transition. Judging by the way Raptor picks up speed entering it's swamp-encircling helix (even with the trim on), this looks like there'll be quite a bit of speed through The Swarm's helix, before the corkscrew draws it all out for the slower inline twist. Great photos Ben!

This is a breakthrough! Welcome to the winning side :PNow you should go for back seat, on the right in 2012. That seat is quite simply, something else.

What about Nemesis Inferno's paint job?

I LOVE THIS SINGING COMPETITION.

Brilliant marketing from Thorpe. This more than counteracts from the awful Lez Cougan piss-take that occurred earlier in the week.

And Nemesis Inferno and SAW are?

This is going to be a very resounding win for Inferno.

Is obsessed with Simon from Misfits.

Why on Earth is this so mesmerising...?

You're going to be popular here...

Mark9 is cool and collected like a boss in this picture.

Has a strange and mysterious defect that results in her fanny farting everytime a guy bites his lip in front of her

Moving on...OCR!

As in Frankie Cocozza? Oh Lauren how could you bestow such a dusty coronation on a little creature like that? :PBut yeah, cats are great!

Lauren... Topple Tower Tits.

Kevvy K go WOMP WOMP WOMP SCREEEEECH PSHHHH WOMP

Santa doesn't exist!?

Or the hair-pin dive into the second corkscrew. Or the bottom of the loop. Simply lovely elements. It's even better in the dark.

Well that's hardly large elements... But you're missing the point: Inferno has no gimmick and therefore in my opinion is a much nicer ride than any of Thorpe's others.I find Inferno intense, so don't tell me to "get real" if it's a personal experience you're not accustomed with.