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The sodding Dragon is turned off aswell, so is Squirtalot. I stole both of their treasures and I didn't even get a tiny wince out of either.Not Cool Chessignton, I am so emailing them about this

I don't like people who can't take a joke and like PM'ing people telling them not to make a joke.

Just... lol.

I can confirm this is in no way a plan - this is simply a marketing ploy to try and sell Mutiny Bay - you can see this when all they do is whore MB, and only say 'one of the concepts being considered'.

You make it sound like a new ride Will.And Ian, you did look incredibly attractive in your Orange Uniform earlier.

Is very excited.

The new website will be ready when Marc has finished it

Don't really get why the examiners for our examination just ask the questions as they are put.. not at all how it is in France. Puts you off slightly aswell..

I'm on the Edexcel course, do 3 pieces of coursework which is all added up together for one grade, which is 25% of the overall grade. You then do speaking exam, which is another 25% of the overall grade, and then you do the listening paper where you listen to a tape in the exam and write down the answers to questions, and after that a reading exam where you is a paper which you answer questions on, each being 25% of the grade.

I took my French Oral today, got an A/A*... rather happy really.

Your ride is about to begin,Hold on tight at all times,and prepare to endure,the full throttle rotating freefall experiance,of Slammer!

Boris Johnson said he would provide a free coconut to every Londonder that voted for him.Fact

Happy Birthday Jonny!

Well, there are two member of this forum that have gone to Raynes Park; isn't it a bit stereotypical to call them chavs? Seeing as they are about as anti chav as you could get...

Seriously though, congratulations Mr Boris Johnson on becoming the next London Mayor!

No offence, but do we all need the nearly constant running commentary of ride availability update from the website? Surely if we want to know, we would just look at the website itself, not on here. Don't get it at all.

Holly, you have been fooling everyone.

How can you say it is accesible?! you literally hit three keys when trying to type in on one letter on something like search etc.

Seriosuly guys, it's just a different computer your using. Does it have that much detrimental effect on people's lives?!

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That's an incredibly silly thing to say Will, in fact Vampire has one of the lowest height restrictions in the whole of the country for a family orientated coaster. You last went there 10 years ago which you have admitted to me on MSN, so how can you comment?