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It’s pretty clear this is all fake news then! Now if you can excuse me, I have a contest to enter.

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Hope you all had a wonderful time. Sorry I couldn’t join, but hopefully will return next year!

Might Be worth ‘finally’ getting to Helsinki now for this Taronesque style coaster. This park isnt too too far away from the City either, as I’m aware.

Coaster Studios (Tyler), a well known American Youtuber/enthusiast recently uploaded a video timing and comparing operations of Thorpe Park’s main coasters. See the video below. Anyone want to guess which rides have the best/worst operations?

Let’s not forget: 1/ VR 2/ Pre-show 3/ cattlepens 4/ shipping containers 5/ ‘another variation of the Island theme’ 6/ Another disaster/abandoned/horror theme/story Boom! I will see myself out

Canada Creek (now Old Town) used to be such a lively and atmospheric area of the park, but now its little more than a lifeless, bland and pointless dead zone in the park (with the exception of Fright Nights). Loggers Leap rotting away behind a concealed fence, fed fake/incorrect rumours of it returning CCR- station and building abandoned and rotting away (notice the real theme) Former Noodle Restaurant left derelict and abandoned Quick service kiosks left mothballed for most/all of the year Two kiddie rides cheaply ’slapped down’ in poor locations with garish/clashing colour schemes Slammer remaining SBNO/mothballed nearby So much needs to be done in this area to bring it back to life and the way the park have lied about Loggers reopening, when it clearly won’t is hugely disappointing.

Definitely no point in visiting when the park can clearly only invest in some popular family dark ride, some spinning aeroplanes and a coaster that manages to launch itself then! I’ll just visit Brighton Pier then! On the other hand, the pass thing is definitely not ideal when they said about a reduced rate and then do an even more reduced one.

Hahaha! Talking about Splashing Back. Might be worth renaming this topic Benin’s thread. Theres a better chance of Thorpe reopening Slammer than Loggers to be frank. In all serious, everything in the new area sounds perfectly adequate, if we can ignore that little torture device that’s ‘supposedly’ reopening.

Interesting that they bought this all back again considering the sudden cancellation of the scheme previously. Will this go similar ways in the future? We shall have to see.

I’m just saying hi, as the rewards go.

I believe it is around the 18K guest limit as far as capacity goes, but yes this can definitely be affected on different issues. I believe for each coaster/major ride thats closed for a lengthy time/the day, 1k is knocked off the maximum capacity.

Next Coaster: Hopefully 2020, not 2022 (or later). Thorpe desperately needs a new major attraction to (try and) bring visitor numbers back up amongst a complete review of everything else, such as customer service, landscaping and appearance, direction and image. Sure they had the Ghost Train a couple years ago, however this has not benefitted the park due to it’s poor reliability and not being overall successful. What I would like their next coaster to be: 1/ RMC Hybrid- Would perfectly fit within the park. However given the minor issues they’ve had, I doubt Merlin will take the risk. 2/ GCI woodie- a bigger Wickerman style ride would be great. But with Wickerman still being fresh for a few years, it may be unsurprising they hold off a woodie at Thorpe for a while (or forever sadly). 3/ B&M Hyper- The one thing Thorpe lacks is airtime. Something like this would resolve that. What they may realistically add: 1/ ‘Taron style’ intamin multi-launch 2/ B&M Dive Coaster 3/ A hyper (not from B&M)

Amity  Beach (5) Angry Birds 4D Experience (5) Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator: Bomb's Away (5) Flying Fish (4) King Pig's Wild Hog Dodgems (5) Lumber Jump (5) Loggers Leap (5) Mr. Monkey's Banana Ride (5) Nemesis Inferno (7) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (4) Rush (5) Samurai (5) Saw - The Ride (5) Stealth (5) Storm in a Teacup (5) Storm Surge (8) The Swarm (10) The Walking Dead - The Ride (2) Tidal Wave (5) Timber Tug Boat (5) Vortex (5) Wet Wet Wet (4) Zodiac (1) Storm Surge+ Zodiac -

Signed,sealed and delivered. I’ve voted that is. Who knows what’ll actually happen if I won sexiest female!

Well it’s clearly time I woke up from that rock I’ve been sleeping under! Amity Beach (5) Angry Birds 4D Experience (5) Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator: Bomb's Away (5) Flying Fish (5) King Pig's Wild Hog Dodgems (5) Lumber Jump (5) Loggers Leap (5) Mr. Monkey's Banana Ride (5) Nemesis Inferno (7) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (4) Rush (5) Samurai (5) Saw - The Ride (5) Stealth (5) Storm in a Teacup (5) Storm Surge (7) The Swarm (6) The Walking Dead - The Ride (4) Tidal Wave (5) Timber Tug Boat (5) Vortex (5) Wet Wet Wet (3) Zodiac (4) Wet Wet Wet - Storm Surge+

Well it’s clearly time I woke up from that rock I’ve been sleeping under! Amity Beach (5) Angry Birds 4D Experience (5) Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator: Bomb's Away (5) Flying Fish (5) King Pig's Wild Hog Dodgems (5) Lumber Jump (5) Loggers Leap (5) Mr. Monkey's Banana Ride (5) Nemesis Inferno (7) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (4) Rush (5) Samurai (5) Saw - The Ride (5) Stealth (5) Storm in a Teacup (5) Storm Surge (7) The Swarm (6) The Walking Dead - The Ride (4) Tidal Wave (5) Timber Tug Boat (5) Vortex (5) Wet Wet Wet (3) Zodiac (4) Wet Wet Wet - Storm Surge+

So, I went to Winter Wonderland this year with Tomb (and a few other non enthusiast friends). Here’s my thoughts so far: Event seems just as (if not more) crowded than it has done in the previous years- it took 40 minutes to get into the event There seemed to be fewer Roller Coasters this year compared to previous ones The entrance layout just seemed very manic this year as entering the event is more tedious than Thorpe’s security checks The new flat rides looked impressive and fun, but still a shame of no Breakdance The contactless payment system is so handy (especially in such a crowded environment) Some of the lights/effects didn’t seem to working- not sure if a temporary or permanent issue. Still a shame Alpen Hotel was as fun and great as previous years, it’s probably the second best fun house type attraction I’ve done after the one at Phantasialand. £6 probably makes it one of the more reasonable priced attractions Dr Archibald was very unique and better than expected (except the difficulties with the sound I experienced). The pre and post show elements alone enhanced it, £9 is a bit much though Still a fun event and worth visiting in the time of Christmas cheer and closed season, just very busy and expensive. I do think the layout needs looking at agsin for better Crowe control now. Maybe even one way path ways if practical now.

It’s almost crazy just how bad the relationship with the park and locals actually is in reality. They tried a number of years ago for a major hotel expansion with water park and large theatre/venue, however that was declined is unlikely to be approved again unfortunately. Even Wakobato is complained about for being too noisy and closed on Sundays as a result. Speaking on Fly’s progress, it is very difficult to say when they will actually complete this. I expect if everything goes to plan they will aim for a Summer opening. The sheer scale and size of this project is astounding!

Just another of many reasons to make me visit Finland in the coming years. Great to see another Taron type coaster in Europe open up.

So the Breakdance isn’t returning this year? That’s Christmas ruined now!

Some interesting looking plans from the park, but the closure of the Stunt show does sadden me, especially with a potential first visit next year. The Coaster and the hotel look marvellous though.

The exterior looks amazing, some great quality theming and styling, should the end result be similar to the concept art. At least it looks like they are doing that part right, because it actually looks like something interesting.

Some of those elements seem strange yet interesting, but the airtime hills and turns towards the end look fantastic. Still looks a great coaster though, to say the least.

Basically just means it’ll be closed another year for redevelopment without even tapping the ride. There’s a better chance of Paramount opening than there is of Loggers I’m afraid.