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Welcome back, Lauren!

Was confronted by an actor in Studio 13 on the FN Meet - "You wanna play with my DOLLIES?" xD

which was shocking

Always moans about queue times. Don't we all!

I think some of the best quotes for me come from Portal 2. Here are my favourites: "I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha. Seriously, though...goodbye." (GLaDOS) "Oh hi. So how are you holding up...BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." (GLaDOS) "You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me...or put me in a potato...or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life...and then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic." (GLaDOS) "Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for...quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage!" (Wheatley) "What? Jerry, you can't fire me for that! Yes, Jerry...OR, maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size. Thanks for the hate crime, Jer! See you in court, mate!" (Wheatley) "Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share." (Announcer) "This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." (Announcer) "Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: Fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts." (Cave Johnson) "If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is...it's working." (Cave Johnson) "Alright. I've been thinking...when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!!! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...with the LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon...that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! *coughs*" (Cave Johnson) *gasps for air* Sorry if I'm WAY too much of a fanboy for this sort of thing!

10/10 for an amazing drawing. Love the shading especially!

However...(the) snow leopard

No sign of Jason! Here we go... 1. Portal 2 is now my favourite video game 2. Lee Mack is my favourite comedian 3. I haven't yet bought Noel Gallagher's new single

Yep. You guessed it! It's as if Center Parcs is coming to Alton!

used it as

Who liked drawing (ponies)

I had an idea a few minutes ago for an appropriate IP theme for this dark ride...but please excuse the fact that I've talked about this game on the forums FAR too often now! For a dark ride, I think the Portal franchise would be PERFECT. Yes it would now be considered as a dead IP (considering Portal 2 came out in 2011), but what riders would see is a "whole new game". For instance, it could be a follow-up to Portal 2's co-op campaign, and will involve not only GLaDOS, but also Atlas and Peabody (The two testing robots in co-op mode) and possibly Wheatley somehow making a surprise entrance, therefore he possibly may have orbited too close to the Earth while in space and crash lands into the Aperture Laboratories facility! However, the only exception of characters in the ride will be Chell (the player's character in single-player mode), as obviously by the end of Portal 2, GLaDOS would've granted her freedom, so why bother return to the facility? But despite my efforts to come up with a ride experience with this theme, I highly doubt this'll be the end result, judging by the concept art!

far too much

"GET TIPSY, GENTLEMEN!"

...or preferably something that's not an IP at all.

Hmmmm... This calls for a FAR MORE obvious selection... ...1

Hmmmm... This calls for a pretty obvious selection... ...2

Banned. Now THAT'S some gr8 banter!

Just remembered one I had last night...and it's EXTREMELY rare I remember one! I was at PortAventura and somehow I instantly got on Shambhala at the front row. However, it was very strange, as: 1. The drop was MUCH shorter than reality 2. The track was red and green, rather than white and blue like it is today 3. Scenic construction hadn't finished. No wonder I got on it instantly!

Banchim

Books

Banned. OH OH OH!