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(was kinda hoping Thorpeparkfreak would answer that one! Oh well, I'll fill in! ) Megafobia! Stampida or Gwazi?

If I'm wrong...then mistakes were made!

I think Nokia are releasing (or have released) a FLEXIBLE phone called the 'Morph'. It's made out of gold and rubber and it can be bent, be wrapped around your wrist...and even used as an earpiece!!! It really is a fantastic use of nanoscience for a phone!

Don't trust anyone who says they've blacked out on Oblivion...they must be lying!

Strangely, yesterday morning, just as I'm about to leave for college, I just check this thread...and this song pops into my head! ...and this was in my head the whole 10 minute cycle ride to college! (Seriously though, with the exception of 'Barbara Ann', this has got to be one of my favourite songs from the 60s/70s! )

Maybe Thorpe can start charging £10 or something for a parachute? (one use per ride)

Parachutes bearing the Merlin logo when opened!

It must be hilarious to see someone lose their phone on Rush! They lose their grip on their phone while facing upwards...and then you watch as they claw frantically at the air trying to reclaim the airborne phone!

Hey Malcolm! Welcome to TPM!

I don't think that's true - I remember My Bloody Valentine had soundtrack outside last year?

Agreed. It's pretty simple to sort between rides with good/bad throughput these days though! Great Throughput: SAW - The Ride X Loggers Leap Rumba Rapids (sometimes) Not-so-great Throughput: Colossus Nemesis Inferno THE SWARM

To be fair, falling dreams are the ones that practically KILL you! I'm pretty sure whenever I've dreamt of falling from a great height, I'm literally suffocating in my own dream! ...which is why you should NEVER dream of being underwater! *remembers either swimming desperately to the surface or being gravitationally stuck to the sea floor *

It was a little rough going for me in Corfu in July, as from the plane journey there, I had been reading 'Thirteen' by Tom Hoyle...and after stopping at a pretty intense moment, I was presented with my next challenge - getting to sleep that night!

Theme parks, dammit! Angry Birds or Cut the Rope?

"Do you ever dream about falling down a long, dark tunnel...or a well...or a dark bottomless pit with restricted vision?" ...well this is me some nights! But sometimes I'm awoken by my own body suddenly lurching upwards, so when I wake up, it really is as if I HAVE been falling and I've just crash landed onto my bed! I've actually heard that if you suddenly get the feeling of falling in your sleep, it's apparently your body and mind on the brink of DEATH, so you wake up as an act of your body protecting you from the worst case scenario! I've heard this rumour with my own ears...and it's a load of trash!

Ahem... Tablet or iPad?

9.5/10 simply for a great drawing!

Six Flags! Rita or Kanonen?

Suspense! Are there plans/pictures?

Agree with the comments above...but all I know is that RNR is likely to cause a complete queueing nightmare for the mazes!

I can see it now! "Buy an entry ticket...and get a FREE bottle!"

If there were more space in Angry Birds Land, they could possibly put an 'Angry Birds EPIC' dark ride in there!

I've got a horrible feeling that Legoland are just going to start ripping out all of the good stuff that takes me back to childhood! I'll explain below: The Rat Trap - GONE - Castaway Camp now stands in its place. X-Team Challenge - CHARM GONE - renamed to Raft River Racers (which actually isn't a bad name, but still...). Pirate Falls - CHARM GONE - renamed and old sets recently ripped out (Although I DO appreciate the revamp in way of themeing) Jungle Coaster - GONE - Atlantis Submarine Voyage now stands in its place. ... LEGO City - GONE - replaced with LEGO Friends.

I think the old ride system needs to be ripped out at some point and be replaced by a newer monorail model. It really isn't surprising that it's on its last legs, because the ride actually opened even before Chessington itself opened!