Inferno

I’m off to Legoland very soon with my little one, mid week thankfully. First time I’ve been since I was a kid - back before we had phones etc! So it’ll be interesting to see it all! Any advice and tips at all?

I agree, I think I prefer the previous ones as well. It felt like they were only there for a short time, and even then some of them didn’t last long before being replaced with the stuff from before that in places. However I saw some social media replies a while ago from the park hinting that they could release them soon. I expect the people dealing with that have probably since been made redundant though.

It’s been 10 years today since the horrific Smiler collision. BBC News are running coverage about the accident, but for some reason are glossing over the fact that the 2 injured riders raising this are doing so to raise money for the air ambulance charity who helped save many lives that day. I still can’t get over that it actually happened to be honest. I remember seeing the footage on the news and feeling devastated that it happened at Alton Towers of all places - somewhere many people cherish as somewhere filled with joy and happy childhood memories. I also remember visiting in the week after the park re-opened, and how empty and weird it felt being there after what happened. A very sad time for everyone involved, and for all the staff. I can’t help but wonder what Alton Towers would be like today if this incident hadn’t happened. To this day, their reputation is damaged, and they certainly took a huge hit in the months and even years after the incident. Perhaps the park would have been prosperous if this hadn’t happened, or perhaps an incident was waiting to happen anyway given the shortcuts that were being taken.

Any sign of the splashdown yet? I’ve read today that apparently the trains have had a new small support added underneath each row of seats. I wonder what the reasons were for that?

I agree, it's a shame it's only half of the beach. I can't see this being done before Fright Nights now - the plans for that will already be under way, and that would only leave them 4 months to get it finished, which is possible of course but difficult given that it's in the middle of a busy operational theme park.

Apologies, this is massively pessimistic, but I very much suspect that the people who would arrange the sort of things you've listed there have probably all been made redundant... Even things like the start of season videos etc, and all the new 'super-transparency' stuff that the new brand was all about, has all been abandoned. Unfortunately it's always that sort of stuff that goes first when it comes to cost-cutting isn't it, in any business. It seems to be back to basics, which is a shame because there was a lot of good happening there.

Paultons Park are pooing all over the competition in the UK aren’t they. Amazing. The change in this place since I went as a child is astounding - it’s unrecognisable. Magma going is a weird one - feels like it’s only been there for about 20 minutes

True, although the walkway towards the lake will have the UP ride on the left and the teacups to the right, along with several kiosks, and the walkways to both Toy Story and Avengers. I think that area will definitely feel full and complete. Around the lake itself will be sparse though I agree, with only Arendelle, the restaurant, the water show and Cars Roadtrip as the main things around the lake as far as I can think anyway. The model looks to be nicely landscaped though with plenty of viewing areas for the lake shows, and Lion King won’t be far behind. It’s encouraging that there is plenty of room for further development though, and Lion King will soon fill a lot of the left side. The right side will be bare for a while though. I think to be honest, given what the park was when it opened, all this is a MASSIVE leap forwards. And to be fair to them this isn’t the finished product, but the lake area does look to be a commitment to continue developing. The contrast between the old and the new stuff in this park is very stark. Hopefully some upgrades will happen on some of the older stuff too in the coming years to level them up a bit.

A massive upgrade there! To be honest all the changes they’re making in the studios park look incredible. Adventure World is going to be a very good park when ‘Adventure Way’ and the lake area open up. Lion King will add so much more as well. They have also quietly planted a literal forest around the park. It looks like it’s going to become a proper Disney experience next year. All very exciting - DLP will have 2 fantastic parks, with hopefully more changes coming to the main park soon (space mountain surely!) Can’t wait for my visit later in the year - I kind of wish I could push it back by 6-12 months though!

I’ve learned today that apparently Hyperia has had some of its wheels replaced with nylon ones, resulting in the trains maintaining higher speeds for longer through the high points (and a shorter time to complete the circuit of course). With no sign of any reoccurrence of the valleying issues for several weeks now, could we finally be in the “business as usual” phase, with the ride running reliably and consistently? I guess it’s still too soon to say, but here’s hoping.

Wow - that came out of the blue. I love the waterside location, and it’s cool to see it could be different to anything they’ve done before. An interesting choice of location however given how poorly the other parks have done in the area, not to mention Disney’s values and focus on inclusivity. Still. It’s very exiting to see Disney spending so much money on their parks again recently. This could very well end up being the cheaper option to visit from the UK compared with a trip to Orlando (although you wouldn’t have all the neighbouring parks of course). And it would also open up a great Disney stopover for people flying to Europe from Asia and Australia. Good news for DLP and Universal GB.

Yeah I don’t think the lack of news is anything to be too worried about at the moment. It’s quite normal isn’t it for this to happen when things break. I do think however that we should all make a conscious effort to regularly get on Stealth going forward and appreciate it. We have seen a lot of rides around the world close out of the blue recently, and with Stealth being what it is, I suspect that one day something will happen that might force their hand in to making a decision perhaps. Stealth is actually something quite special now. A launch like that has become rare! We are lucky to have it just down the road.

A bit weird isn’t it. Perhaps there was an issue and it wasn’t the heat? Who knows. Either way it’s great news it’s opening finally I took Skyride for granted for years to be honest. It’s actually a brilliant experience even ignoring the extremely useful transport element of it! Looking forward to getting back on it again.

The Skyride, due to open tomorrow, is now not opening tomorrow due to “needing to add some finishing touches”… there is now no date or timeframe mentioned anywhere for its opening. a very frustrating and embarrassing situation given the amount of time it’s been closed. I wonder what’s happened? It’s been running gondolas empty for weeks on end. Is it the poorly timed hot weather perhaps? (Although it regularly ran in hotter weather than this previously)

To be fair they probably work in an office elsewhere, and don’t visit the park as guests that often. They are simply doing their jobs - this post will have been just one of many things they would have been working on at the time. I think of the places I’ve worked over the years, and many of them I haven’t even been a customer of the company 🤷‍♂️ For all we know this could have been written and scheduled ages ago, or maybe even the people who run this stuff might not even work for Merlin. Social media can be outsourced and work with stock images and key info, like times etc

That can very easily be restored though. All the stations and lines are still capable of taking their trains, it would just be a case of restoring the international border stuff again. DLP will also have its major expansion happening over the next few years, so maybe the likes of Eurostar will change course. Having a major tourist attraction at each end of that line would be amazing wouldn’t it.

Shots fired! I mean they aren’t wrong are they! It seems that Universal are planning on arriving and very much staking their claim as THE theme park resort in the UK. There are also suggestions in local council meetings that there is talk of extending the Eurostar line to Bedford - which would be absolutely massive for the UK as a whole to be honest.

A nice little behind the scenes peek at the winter maintenance etc. Can’t help but notice that this is in a different format to similar videos over the last few years - it’s mainly stock footage (all be it new and very nice stock footage). Also the familiar faces are missing?! I hope the people who used to do this stuff haven’t been made redundant? It’s also a month late, suggesting the remaining staff could be overstretched? 😬 I have to say though I really do love the new brighter and more colourful way in which this stuff is portrayed now. All of this new footage is more vibrant than before and is definitely looking good.

That's interesting - The need to re-track it wouldn't suddenly go away... I wonder if it's a case of re-tracking would give it another 20ish years of life, and not re-tracking would leave it with 6ish or something... Perhaps a decision was made to go with the shorter lifespan and instead of investing millions in retracking, invest in replacing it in a few years? Factors like Universal came in to play during that time as well didn't it... Perhaps a decision was made to focus on creating 'new' and bigger experiences going forward in order to compete with a new and bigger park. Realistically, is Colossus going to keep punters coming through the gates for another 2 decades as much as a brand new, higher throughput (and probably better) coaster would? Probably not! There was also recent experience with Nemesis Reborn's re-track - could feedback about "no new rides for ages" have been listened to? I can definitely see why parks would want to replace old with new, instead of spending many millions to keep the existing aging rides running past their initial lifespan. (not that I'd want to see Nemesis go of course) Who knows.

I agree it really is looking good isn’t it. It helps that all the trees have really had chance to grow around it, and make it feel ‘lost’ as it’s supposed to. What amazes me is it’s been running for 23 years…. The footage from when it was new looks ancient doesn’t it. For some reason in my head everything at Thorpe is quite “new” compared to other parks - but it just isn’t. A very large portion of the park guests on a given day weren’t even born when it opened… It’s doing well considering its age I think. Was there ever really a project to retrack it? I thought it was just that one section that needed replacing? I think that section did end up getting replaced after the initial problems where the layout was left incomplete for a few weeks 2yrs ago or whenever it was.

It’s a shame because barely 12 months ago, with great fanfare, the new brand was launched which was based on being open and transparent - things like this were championed as the new way forward… The annual new season videos were also missing this spring.

It will be an interesting time for Alton Towers over the next few years. With Universal aiming for a 2031 opening, Towers will no doubt want to rise to the occasion. I wonder how this will work out? We could be looking at a long period now before a major new ride is built so that it lines up with Universal - alternatively they might want to install a couple of new rides in the meantime. I would imagine they will want to get timelines “in the diary” so to speak, as many of the country’s engineers etc will be involved at universal and unavailable before too long. Either way, I really hope they are able to get on top of the reliability issues over the next year or two, and start rebuilding their reputation ahead of Universal’s opening. Now that the 2031 date is out there, I bet there’s some planning and re-scheduling of projects going on at Merlin.

Ugh… Hopefully because of the site they’ve chosen this won’t be too bad an issue. There aren’t many housing estates close enough to really be too badly affected. They’ve also done a lot of work surveying the site, so hopefully the usual obligatory “rare wildlife” issue won’t come up. I think as well, just simply due to the state of things in the UK at the moment, the plans will all be waved through. We really do need this in the UK.

I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore 😆 This would probably be quite lucrative honestly!

I can never tell if you're serious or just being sarcastic @Benin 😆 This is a very different situation to the London Resort though isn't it... And actually I'd argue that 6 years is not a long time at all when you consider what it is they're actually building. Construction is due to start next year, so really when you consider that in the meantime they will be arranging contracts with builders, engineers and suppliers etc, the project will be very much actively moving forward within months. Of course there's always the chance that it could be pulled, but really I think this is overwhelmingly positive and is looking very likely to go ahead. Very exciting! I honestly can't wait to visit, especially as my kids will be the perfect age for all this when it opens!