yeah

I'm sorry, but surely you aren't suggesting retheming Loggers Leap to Cornish Pasties...

We live in a world where Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

My school goes all out with the LGBT stuff. Groups, books, wristbands, rainbow coloured shoelaces, designated teachers you can talk to, etc, etc. Some people consider it too much in fact.

Whoa a topic *revives* “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson, Portal 2

Banned for harrassing Billy.

Colossus (5)Derren Brown's Ghost Train (5)Depth Charge (5)Detonator: Bombs Away (5)I'm A Celebrity (2)King Pig's Wild Hog Dodgems (4)Mr. Monkey's Banana Ride (5)Nemesis Inferno (4)Quantum (5)Rocky Express (5)Rumba Rapids (5)Rush (6)Samurai (5)SAW - The Ride (6)Slammer (5)Stealth (6)Storm In A Teacup (5)The Swarm (6)Tidal Wave (5)Vortex (5)X (6)Zodiac (5) + X - I'm A Celebrity

ily Anyway Angry Birds 4D (2) Colossus (5) Derren Brown's Ghost Train (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator: Bombs Away (5) I'm A Celebrity (5) King Pig's Wild Hog Dodgems (4) Mr. Monkey's Banana Ride (6) Nemesis Inferno (7) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (5) Rush (5) Samurai (5) SAW - The Ride (5) Slammer (6) Stealth (5) Storm In A Teacup (5) The Swarm (5) Tidal Wave (6) Vortex (5) X (5) Zodiac (4) + Mr Monkeys Banana Ride! - King Pig's Wild Hog Death Tra- ahem, Dodgems.

Went to a park loads of times - not a great year for doing different parks though. Chessington - ???? LLW - Maybe about 5,6? Thorpe - 2 or 3 Alton - 2 Paultons - 1 Gullivers Kingdom - 1 Think that's it

The Hill Top Cafe is a confusing blend of Starbucks and not Starbucks. It has a few bits of Starbucks branding on the inside but aside from a stand-up sign none on the outside. It also serves non Starbucks food and Merlin coffee I'm pretty sure.

Angry Birds 4D Experience (5) Colossus (4) Derren Brown's Ghost Train (5) Depth Charge (3) Detonator: Bombs Away (5) Flying Fish (2) I'm A Celebrity (5) King Pig's Wild Hog Dodgems (5) Mr. Monkey's Banana Ride (5) Nemesis Inferno (7) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (5) Rush (5) Samurai (5) SAW - The Ride (6) Slammer (5) Stealth (6) Storm In A Teacup (6) The Swarm (5) Tidal Wave (5) Vortex (5) X (5) Zodiac (5) + THERES A STORM IN A TEACUP BREWIN'! - Depth Charge

(I'm assuming I choose the points. Just ignore me if I'm wrong) Angry Birds 4D Experience (5) Colossus (5) DBGT (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator: Bombs Away (5) Flying Fish (4) I'm A Celebrity (5) King Pig's Wild Hog Dodgems (5) Mr. Monkey's Banana Ride (5) Nemesis Inferno (4) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (5) Rush (5) Samurai (5) SAW - The Ride (5) Slammer (5) Stealth (6) Storm In A Teacup (5) The Swarm (5) Tidal Wave (5) Vortex (5) X (5) Zodiac (5) +1 Quantum -1 Flying Fish

I've started playing the Escapists on XBOX One lately (currently free with gold) and I've loved it so far! The basic goal is to escape different prisons. If you need help with Center Perks, the first prison, here's how I escaped in five game days: First get a sock and some soap to make a sock mace. Stay out of trouble or it will be confiscated and you will have to make it again. Then spend every exercise period and free period training your strength until it is about 90. At every meal eat until you have 100 energy then go back to training. Next start a fight with a guard and steal their baton. Next force a lockdown by starting a fight with every guard you see. When the lockdown is in force carry on attacking guards until the main gate opens. Now run! I've also started getting alot better at Call of Duty Zombies.

Closed season is here and although I didn't get on a proper inverting coaster I did get on Vampire, Dragons Fury, Galactica, Th13teen and the like, as well as getting over my fear of log flumes, so still quite a good year. Next year I will try and take friends to Thorpe or get on something up the Towers in time for PA in May.

Thiiiiissss this this this this! With whipped cream chocolate sprinkles and marshmallows

All I was doing during this whole clown thing was googling & searching on Twitter if there were clowns in my town turns out there was!

Tesco self service checkouts are to go "Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas" from next week...

It'll only take two wins for us to catch you up. Besides, league position doesn't even matter right now because you might have had 10x more easy fixtures than us. Meanwhile, Scott Hogan has really p*ssed me off, stealing an absolute living right now. Hasn't scored for quite a while, stays in the same place for the whole game, never leaves the side of the defender, never sets foot in our half, and is ALWAYS offside, even though he's one of the quickest forwards in the football league!

Absolutely dreadful first half... Aren't you a Reading fan? https://youtu.be/sc8CgCMgkvY

Scum number 2 today... COME ON BRENTFORD

??? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3882704/Alton-Towers-thrillseekers-trapped-rollercoaster-nearly-hour-Spinball-Wizard-ride-breaks-down.html from a few days ago but a friend sent it to me

Just seen something about Starbucks and the Merlin coffee brand "out, Costa in"

Apparently Merlin have signed a deal with Costa Coffee, which is great for my mum because Costa is her favourite , they also do glorious hot chocolate.

I'm confused...? Scared me then although I don't know why when I don't ride it...

Bubbleworks was like taking an LSD trip through fountains and nice music. (Sorry for double post cant edit it in)

6/10. Bubbleworks was meh as a ride. Bubbles has a very specific type of duck (Also your background photo is also Bubbleworks)