ThemeParkCrafter

That was my message I was a bit taken back by the aggressiveness of it

Awful awful name

The park hate my opinion about the name being awful so I have been banned from commenting and all my posts have been taken down...

Calling it "The Fast One" would have sounded much better...

I just want to say I don't think my restraint was checked on Colossus last week and this was my first time riding...

Saw is just as rough as inferno/ swarm at the back of the train

Vampire is an awful coaster that deserves to be shut down

What died?

My friend thought a scene was cut out

And on Tuesday, it was like that

When people say Darren Brown, not Derren Brown

Legoland and chessington are for young children, not you. Really annoys me when people say things like that

Yesterday was only on 1 train so despite the queue being in the station, it took 20 minutes before I rode...

The ride claiming to be the future of theme parks has just opened... over 3 hours later than the rest of the park did.

Appears to not have opened at all today

Basically there's a lower water height so it is a bit rougher. However, it felt really depressing to ride with the soundtrack being very quiet and bit bland as well as having so many trees cut down. Also with lower water levels, you can see the ride channel which looks awful.

#unavailable

Park audio was very quiet throughout the park except dbgt

MAP holders who think they own the park

It was never made clear this would happen with staff having absolutely no idea what was happening. It was a disaster today for dbgt

It opened today for less than an hour which is absolutely atrocious for a new attraction that has had major work this year!

2 words... Fastrack users

I was speaking to a staff member

I was OK today

People saying incorrect information like calling an inverted loop a loop de loop or what I heard today "Alton Towers has only 1 good coaster"