Trying to work out if trolling or being serious...😅
Last time I went to chessington I found it quite tired looking and whilst great for kids defo a bit dull for an adult lol (wasn't going for my benefit!), but thats fine as its a family park and we need those too. Disney is more of an all rounder.
Timber tug/trawler trouble looks like a bigger, rustier version of something you might get outside a supermarket.