Lewis.

One of only 2 women I would turn straight for (the other being Debbie Harry)... Gwen Stefani.

What happened?

It had no queue at all on tuesday.Vortex is great when you get lots of swings, and I know it probably wasn't but it felt faster :DP.S The ride op's were totally flirting."Sorry guys I can't start the ride until I have the key"Get a room for your key-play

Surely they can't be that lazy, X was dead quiet when we were there

I had a great day today at Thorpe (2nd November) The park wasn't busy at all, but there was still a fair few people around.Samurai was on a very short cycle, and there wasn't even a Queue when we rode.Slammer was being weird, it rose a little at the beginning then literally dropped back down, leaving the whole gondola shaking. The ride OP apologised and we were off again.Rush was on one swing.Colossus was on one train with a 60 minute queue And later in the day they added a second train which they just kept sending round empty For some reason people have to take their bags on X:/ No Way Out now?We were evacuated from the dome at 5, and we had to sit in the cold for ages... no idea what it was all about.^Despite all this we really did have a great day

Cheryl Cole is a horse.

My friend got her Furby stoned http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr1XhDJ6784I love how it says "AGAIN" when she takes it out of its mouth

Isn't the "lift 2 entrance" now the disabled waiting area? Or am I lost?

I'm going on the 2nd November, I know it will be freezing but I still have 3/4 photo passes left

If one more person says "Ooh you've got bright red hair.....like Rihanna" I'm going to shoot them. I've had it for well over a year now! And to make things worse I've seen loads of people now dying their hair bright red.I feel like screaming, I really do.Stupid Rihanna.

So, I broke my PB virginity yesterday, and we had a good day, not great, but good.The Big One was closed all day, even though guests were told it would open at some point in the afternoon (Apparently something's up with the floor in the station not rising) We also saw it being painted when we were on the monorail.Revolution is amazing, I didn't expect much but it was very forceful and sent me into a giggle fit.The Big Dipper was fun and didn't make me fear for my life, surprisingly. Grand National however seemed to shuffle allot and I cut my hand on it somehow, but it is still a great ride.Infusion gave my ears a bit of a beating but not so much to make it un-enjoyable, the feeling of speed at the bottom of the first drop also took me by surprise.What we saw of Valhalla was amazing, we broke down twice. Once at the bottom of the second lift hill and then again just before the second drop. We were evacuated and went out through the back door (Which was actually quite fun)After Valhalla breaking down, The Big One not being open and me being knackered from Qing all day we went to complain (as did a lot of people - some woman was complaining about a ride op being asleep on one of the kids rides) And we got free tickets to come back anytime in the next year! And found out that I don't have to Queue being disabled, so that will come in handy next time.All in all we did have a really good day, but I'm sure we'll have a better time next year!

I'm so going in the last few days of the season, as I have 3 photo pass voucher things left to use. I would actually love if it was like my visit to Chessington on June 17th... when I didn't even need to use my disabled pass

SAWs lift hill has always seemed fast to me, I want a slow lift on it now

Mongrels.Terrible, terrible show.

Does anybody know the lift hill speeds of Colossus, Inferno, SAW & X? And the water rides too?It's a bit of a silly and pointless question I know, but stuff like this fascinates me

Yeah I guessed so, but still.

I don't get why they make disabled people sit on pod 6, it's like the highest up and almost impossible for me to get in. So I always wait until everyone else is in and always jump out first. Well I say jump, it's more of a squirm.

Depth Charge, I had the whole boat to myself I'M NOT MESSIN'

I LOVE most Scissor Sister lyrics, especially Any Which Way from their latest album...You know baby, when I was taking my pantihose out of their egg this evening I thought: I'm going to find that man with the right shade of bottle tan, a man that smells like Cocoa butter and cash. Take my anyway you like it; in front of the fireplace, in front of your yacht, in Front of my parents, I don't give a damn baby, just take me.Any which way, any which way, any which way you can

Editors - In this light and on this evening... on vinyl.After a long sesh of Florence + The Machine I'm looking forward to hearing (the rest of) Teenage Dream, Last Friday Night is a great song when you're getting ready to go out clubbing!

I usually go and sit somewhere away from people if I can when I'm smoking, like a grassy area or an empty spot on the paths. I don't like smoking in crowded areas.

It was far from boring in June with the ride OP wearing Harry Potter glasses and "making the water go up with his wand" ;)I really do love the staff at Chessington.

I didn't mean in queues (I don't have to Q anyway so it doesn't bother me) I meant I'd hate to have to walk all the way to a smoking area, I'd rather just spark up anywhere not including queues Ash bins FTW

Surely adding ash bins/trays/whatever to the park would make a fire LESS likely? Seeing as right now there is nowhere to dispose of fag ends.

I've never had a rough ride on Quantum, but it has churned my stomach up on many occasions