Kerfuffle

Thorpe Park was

Is there any difference to where you sit (inside or outside)? Because while I notice that on the outside you get more sidewind, one of my friends thinks there's more g-force felt on the inside! KInda matters to me where I sit, because no one on the inside likes to try and extend their legs a little...only to hit their shins against that barrier!

"Attention. Please board the Slammer (again) and move to the end of the row!"

You obviously haven't seen the likes of this then...

Does this mean we're at risk of another incident like last year?

mighty huge burger!

He moved (on) to

Was ambushed by

A round tub

Just a random idea, but imagine if one day the Star Wars Miniland Experience got replaced with a ride themed around The LEGO Movie! They'll only have enough room for a motion simulator, but that'll still work, especially if it's themed around a spaceship for a little piece of this action: (There's quite a bit of a scene here, so SPOILER ALERT)

If it was a phone box, I just hope at some point last year they had one of the actors to stand right outside the box, inches away from the glass, while someone's inside!

I blame throughput

...and possibly during Scarefest have blood splattered on them! ("Cut a smile into his face! Gouge the joy out of them!")

Just wondering, didn't something outside The Asylum have 'You're Next' written on it last year (obviously to go with the roaming actors)?

...and moved (to) Transylvania.

Something tells me those blades will only be spinning for half an hour at a time! (they stop spinning during a breakdown, giving the effect of it being part of the "trap")

Too bad Howl o Ween doesn't go on for longer...

escaped to Scorpion (Valley)

Right. You get quite a bit of airtime too!

Meanwhile at Chessington...

Putting him off

suffering from depression (despite previous events! )

However, miles away...

He's just a