Kerfuffle

Now then! ##vote Ryan

Did you know you can't get a job on an aeroplane if your name is Jack, because you walk into the cockpit, the co-pilot says "Hi Jack" and everyone starts screaming! You also can't get a job on an aeroplane if your name is Iva Handgrenade! I was actually playing football on an aeroplane the other day! It was amazing, I was running up the wing... It's strange these days, because you stand in the middle of a library and go "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" and everyone stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in!

Chained Oak

Is this like the early season preview event where the tickets are free but with limited numbers to prevent overcrowding?

he was dead! (simple as that! )

(a) slap round (the) face!

but not everyone... *glares at the fangirls*

"You call yourself an Oasis fan, James?"

in (a) brutal way

I'm a fan of FAR too many bands! Oasis Green Day Coldplay Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds (even though that's an 'act', not a band, according to NG) Muse ...to name a few others!

In other news...

Thorpe Park

Tennis! This or That?

Happy birthday Stretchy!

Drake with his tentacle hand - not to mention Orc as well!

Mickey! *cue holler of "Oh Boy!"* Manta (Orlando) or Manta (San Diego)? WRONG!

Yeah 3D glasses might be a bad idea actually. What about the effects of the VirtualBoy? (Where most people got migraines) 3D glasses on The Smiler could bring about those. Not seizures thankfully!

Meanwhile on the outskirts of town...

What if The Smiler was capable of 3D visualisations...and you were given glasses upon entering the station building, which are worn in the correction block...AND the ride!

Sleeping with eyes open?

Wait - I thought The Sanctuary WASN'T returning!

(Sorry Turtle...may need to use that line here!) "You've just crossed over into...The Twilight Zone!"

Oh the magic of those recording/looping devices! Love it!

Jason...you are being watched... I'm waiting...

Apocalypse