Parm Pap

And what does Parm Pap like, beyond long-winded ways of saying (I presume) "the water effect won't make a splash back soon"?

Teacups confirmed removal for 2027.

I wish there was news,


something big this way comes,


the best is a show, unless budgets do come


don't stop, flute, flute, flute flute flute

Genuinely the best post you have ever made.

it's more than that, it's like, we have always been heading for this!

Maybe its a new hint for a name for a new park mascot. Instead of the Thorpe Park Rangers we have the Parm Poms

👀

Earlier in the year there were also hints “Spiiiiiin, click click click click spiiiiiin” and “there may be some x citing news to come”

Both of these could point to a Mack Xtreme Spinner, which would be incredible! Fits with the LSM launch, but I don’t see a connection to the phobia or foto clues.

I made an account just to have a guess!

Veloxrotaphobia is the fear of rollercoasters. There was also a clue in another thread which heavily suggests an LSM launch: “They turned the launch to magnet spaces”

If the clue above implies we should take the part before ‘phobia’, is it a stretch to say that ‘veloxtora’ sounds like ‘velocicoaster’? Could they be planning an Intamin multi launch coaster similar to Velocicoaster/Taiga?

Alternatively, if the clue is ‘phobia’, a much less exciting answer might be a Premier Rides Sky Rocket II model. ‘Phobia Phear Coaster’ matches the photo/foto hint quite well. I imagine this would be considerably cheaper, and we keep hearing about Merlin budget cuts.

With slammer having finally been removed, my best guess is a Sky Rocket II replacing DBGT and the old slammer site, to bide their time for a massive headliner on the island behind Swarm for the parks 50th anniversary.

I can't believe we're nearly at four years of this twaddle.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

white elephants work sometimes.

Right ok let me have a go
 
Swarm ST 0 (if you ride you get caught by the aliens and will be got...?)
 
Rush ST 1
 
Playground ST Unlimited (you can enter from anywhere?)
 
Please tell me I got it right?????

Ding dong no
 
The sky is dark, the coast is rocky, the island mountainous. Construction is far away.
 
Wait bugger wrong account

Does this confirm an RMC or should I wait for the great nonsense talker to emerge with some obscure clue and babble.

Appreciate it thankyou for the insight.

A stupid post in a quiet topic is passable, but if you're not going to meaningfully contribute to a topic with genuine discussion occurring we'll just throw the banhammer your way.

*raises a hand to cut the music á la Simon Cowell*
 
It's gonna be a no from me.
 
Don't quit your day job Parm Pap.

I’d love to see a Mack extreme spinner multi launch located on either the island behind Swarm, or in the location of the beach, Depth Charge, and Storm Surge. So long as Thorpe keeps a good relationships with Mack.

Tired baby.
 
Get the hire crane back in to lift them off.
 
Was the ride area cursed by Logger's Leap and it's biggest fan?