Parm Pap

Earlier in the year there were also hints “Spiiiiiin, click click click click spiiiiiin” and “there may be some x citing news to come”

Both of these could point to a Mack Xtreme Spinner, which would be incredible! Fits with the LSM launch, but I don’t see a connection to the phobia or foto clues.

I made an account just to have a guess!

Veloxrotaphobia is the fear of rollercoasters. There was also a clue in another thread which heavily suggests an LSM launch: “They turned the launch to magnet spaces”

If the clue above implies we should take the part before ‘phobia’, is it a stretch to say that ‘veloxtora’ sounds like ‘velocicoaster’? Could they be planning an Intamin multi launch coaster similar to Velocicoaster/Taiga?

Alternatively, if the clue is ‘phobia’, a much less exciting answer might be a Premier Rides Sky Rocket II model. ‘Phobia Phear Coaster’ matches the photo/foto hint quite well. I imagine this would be considerably cheaper, and we keep hearing about Merlin budget cuts.

With slammer having finally been removed, my best guess is a Sky Rocket II replacing DBGT and the old slammer site, to bide their time for a massive headliner on the island behind Swarm for the parks 50th anniversary.

I can't believe we're nearly at four years of this twaddle.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

we have all had enough of this thing.
 
 
nothing cryptic about it anymore.
 
 
it just doesn't work.

white elephants work sometimes.

Right ok let me have a go
 
Swarm ST 0 (if you ride you get caught by the aliens and will be got...?)
 
Rush ST 1
 
Playground ST Unlimited (you can enter from anywhere?)
 
Please tell me I got it right?????

Ding dong no
 
The sky is dark, the coast is rocky, the island mountainous. Construction is far away.
 
Wait bugger wrong account

Does this confirm an RMC or should I wait for the great nonsense talker to emerge with some obscure clue and babble.

Appreciate it thankyou for the insight.

A stupid post in a quiet topic is passable, but if you're not going to meaningfully contribute to a topic with genuine discussion occurring we'll just throw the banhammer your way.

*raises a hand to cut the music á la Simon Cowell*
 
It's gonna be a no from me.
 
Don't quit your day job Parm Pap.

I’d love to see a Mack extreme spinner multi launch located on either the island behind Swarm, or in the location of the beach, Depth Charge, and Storm Surge. So long as Thorpe keeps a good relationships with Mack.

Tired baby.
 
Get the hire crane back in to lift them off.
 
Was the ride area cursed by Logger's Leap and it's biggest fan?

what has happened, you may ask? well, there was a mix up internally. opening day was marketed, and taken literally by the operations of the teams. friday of the 24th of the may was hyperia's opening day, but on any other day, the ride can not operate. it could only run on friday on the 24th of the month, because that was its OPENING day, where the ride is allowed to open.
 
 
oh it's sad, it's so sad, well it's sad, really sad, so sad, bom bom bom, pom pom pom, (angrier) bom bom bom, POM POM POM, bom bom bom, bombom bom bom, pompom pom pom, bom pom, bom pom pom, bom bom bom, pom pom PPPOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
 
 
it's new, the ride that I've got and it's ooh, whoa oh, it's a closed coaster, it's cool, that's what I tell 'em no rides in breakable heaven, but ooh, whoa oh, it's a closed coaster
 
 
it's cool, that's what I tell them no cash, in be

are we building a next coaster? well, we'd love to, but we'll have to wait and see.
 
 
HERE IT GOES ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
 
 
up and up, get it together oh ho, what a treat it shall be, thank you for your enjoyment of my clues, and I have led you to this day.
 
 
when you enjoy your drop, think of old parm pap and making it possible for you at the thorpe of the park in the twenty of the twenty four

Where's the stupid post guy when you need him? Nowhere to be seen? I'll fill in...
 
Ding dong, the Express is dead
Which Express?
The Rocky Express.

I'd say reporting posts you don't like should see a result such as that members spam but...

Can we add a dislike reaction so I can dislike every post from Parm Pap?

The joke such as it is/was grated from day one. Now its just sad and probably far more off-putting to bother posting on here.

As I said a while back, in my humble opinion...