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Alan Carr! Better sense of humour :PWall.E or Jonny 5

Lift hill easyEveryone's a little bit racist or If you were gay ?

Good point.On the other hand.. having operated Griffins for some time and sometimes going hours without seeing a single person at the ride I don't think many people are complaining that it's not on the website..

Mystery Shoppers are guests who come into the park and evaluate how the parks performing. You get them in basically every area of business, I had them at Tesco when I worked there as well.Just to let you guys know, Griffins Galleon has been down since Friday and may be down this week as well.

Juggling a job, education, moderation of the forum and the website as well as all the social things that we do means we do forget about warn stuff. If it's at 20% it really is nothing to be concerned about.

Outfit gave the basic queuelengths but here's a few more. It will be busy at Vampire and Fury straight away (w're talking 30-45 minute queues for both) so instead head to the other rides such as Bubbleworks, Runaway Train, Rattlesnake, Tomb Blaster and Dragon Falls. At around 12 yesterday, Fury's queue dropped to 20 minutes so thats the best time to get on that. Chessie hasn't been that busy really recently so it's easy to get quite a few rides done.

School trips started last month, however there will be a lot more of them from the 1st July - 17th.

It isn't the platformers fault that the parents have ignored all the signage, the height sticks and queueline announcements though. Ride staff are just doing their job.

The more the ride runs, the warmer the wheels and barings in the car get so yeah it does tend to be a bit more spinny in the afternoon then in the morning. It's the same on Spinball Whizzer.

What do you suggest. E-stopping the rapids isn't going to bring those guys down. You can do PA announcements but how exactly is that going to get them down when they are already up there. It's all very well saying the ride operator should act on it but with the nature of the rapids, what can you realistically do in those situations.

This doesn't completely ruin Amity Cove as the area has been on the down for years now.

Can people stop trying to tell people what to do in posts. If you have a problem with something report it to a member of the admin team please. This Nemesis/Nemesis Inferno thing is silly and pedantic anyway, Rossafc did it to me in the Black Mamba topic for instance. It's pretty obvious what I was talking about.

Nemesis....That is why I put NEMESIS in my post. If I was to say Nemesis Inferno I would have either written Nemesis Inferno or Inferno..And themeparkmad, it's 100 times better then Vampire's station in its current state.

Ooh, I've been on it. Awesome ride to be honest, the station is absolutely top notch, one of the best in Europe. Not as good as Nemesis but then.. what is?

It takes a very special person to drive past TWO junctions to Chessington....

Spinball was 45 minute queue today lol. Walk on for the better ride is something I fully agree with.

I don't need to be wetter then.. I just don't like the idea of it on Tidal Wave.

Err.. no, When guests to go theme parks they expect all rides to be open all day.

Agreed. Ironically, I enjoy no way out far more then Colossus, Stealth and Saw which is a slightly odd view but it's one I take with pride

So went up to Alton Towers this weekend for me birthday and here is just a general round up of the highlights and lowlights of the trip. I'll start with the negatives because, yet again the park shone far more then it failed.- Air breakdown. One of two rides we saw go down over the weekend. Air had a bad day yesterday with one of it's trains going wrong in the first station. Unfortunately thats the side we were in which meant whilst the other side was working fine, we were stuck. Eventually we got on after half an hour and was also given exit passes because of the interruption. Excellent service from the park considering we did get our ride and they didn't really owe us anything.- Busy park. It was a very busy weekend with most rides having full queue-lines. We queued an hour each for Air and Nemesis, half an hour for Oblivion, Rita, Charlie and Mine Train on the Saturday and up to 30 minutes for most rides today. - Pizza and Pasta. A disorganized mess to be honest. There seemed to be no queuing system, you just grabbed what you could and pushed anyone out the way that you could. The pizza wasn't that great either.- Alton Towers hotel bar closes early. Had to make do with Splash Landings bar (Which is still great regardless)And now the pluses+ Despite the long queues the vast majority of staff were excellent. Talkative, friendly, entertaining and understanding. Special shout out goes to a woman at Runaway Mine Train who was utterly awesome. Gave me a special birthday shout out, but even before that she was tlaking to all guests and making everyone laugh. As our last ride of the day, it really made us all happy.+ Oblivion. Far superior ride to Saw. Saw may have a long lay-out but has nowhere near the class or exhilaration of its Northern equivalent. I was with someone who had never been to Alton before and she was terrified of the ride because of the queue-line videos. They do work!+ Nemesis. Just awesome. Best ride in Europe, bar none. + Rita chicken bar. I love this place. The food is gorgeous and cannot fault it.So all in all, an absolutely fantastic visit, yet again. Mine Train, Oblivion and Nemesis were real highlights and are the best rides in the country imo.

Because there are so many June birthdays, I'm just going to say Happy Birthday to everyone basically. June really is the best birthday month.

We all wish we were paid a bit more Will, I'd love to be able to buy my 4 bedroom house with a jacuzzi and swimming pool, tennis court in the back and three running horses for the derby but I'm not encouraging all my work friends to strike with me for it. I'm also not holding the entirety of London up in the sake of selfishness and this is the real bug bear of it all. Striking is causing misery to a hell of a lot of people, the whole point of the tube is to ease congestion on the roads and move people around quickly. Now instead you either have to travel on the awful buses, walk or risk getting knocked over by the buses on bicycle(now that there are 800 more out today those odds are hugely increased). That's if you can even get around because the buses that are on the road will be packed out more then they normally are.Bloody...

Just a few up-dates. You may have noticed a few changes over the last months in the TPM admin/mod team. Basically I left the admin team due to personal reasons, and Jack Dann was added to the admin team to help the moderation. Over this time Marc, Rich and Ian have had a few major changes to their lives which has meant that the forum has suffered a tiny bit when it comes to posts being deleted, member warnings and the like.It is for this reason that I have been re-instated as an admin for a time just to help the others out. Hopefully you'll notice the changes immediately. As a member I noticed the forum slipping so hopefully the old standards will return for a lot of you. Any forum problems, please PM me as I have far more time then the others these days.Thank you for your continued support of TPM

Yes but Loggers moves faster then a Tidal Wave boat. Frankly spraying a slow moving baot with water when said boat already has 20 drenched riders would frankly piss me off immensely.

Ok.. now this rant is going to have some swearing in it. Now normally I do not swear so I apologize to everyone, however this has pissed me off so much and as I have no power to say it in anywhere influential, TPM will have to do.The Tube strikes.You have no idea how much those selfish bastards piss me off. I don't care if you want a 5% pay rise. I don't care if you want your redundancy to be out of choice. You don't hold London to a complete and utter standstill because you greedy ****ers want more money. You are costing London £100 million for the next 48 hours because you take your own concerns above others. Some mums and dads rarely see their kids. They have to leave earlier tomorrow to stand any chance of getting to work, meaning they miss on personal time at home. You are causing un-necessary stress.If I protested at work I'd get fired, many people have been made redundant, I don't see them holding up everyone else's day like you ****s are.GRRR.And relax.