Mark9

Thats because hes thinking of having a threesome..........with Stealth, Inferno and Colossus of course!

MARC IN THORPE WAS AWESOME SHOCKERby Mark GilbertThe world was taken by storm today when Marc Simpson declared his trip awesome this evening. Previous trips have been called brilliant, amazing and "the best trip ever". This shocking news report comes as we get news that three, yes three rides at the theme park are closed. (cont. on page 4,5 and 6)

I cannot be the only bi surely!

I don't know how but somehow music in the queueline created tension. Parituclarly if your a younger adult and you are already slightly frightened of the ride you'll notice the ticking clock, the electric sounds from the music far more. Fear and adrenaline heighten the senses which is why it seems to be on most rides pre 2007. Think of Vortex's calmer music, Slammer's fire sounds, Rush's upbeat loading music.

Based on golfing ability it has to be Joe Pink or red??

I like Code Orange. It must be the most randomly named code for something it doesn't even represent ever!

followed by.. where .I called a code 6 yesterday. Scary..

CODE 9 IN PROGRESS ALL TEAM LEADERS TO RESPOND IMMEDIATELY!

its almost like we are turning into South parks Oh and a code red at Chessington is a major ride incident... is it the same thing at Thorpe

London EyeBacon or digital photography?

Your mum!Doctor or pepper?

Cos I've been sitting back, no chance of falling, hoping that nothing ever blows (no no)Boy, did you ever think that loving would be nothing more than walking me home? (no no)Cos I've been sitting back, no chance of falling, hoping that nothing ever blows (yeah yeah)Boy, did you ever think that loving would be nothing more than walking me home? (no no)Did you tell him? No, no, noGive him kisses? No, no, noWhisper honey? No, no, noYou're delicious? Hell no!Were you dancing? No, no, noSweet as toffee? No, no, noYou get his number? No, no, noGet him out for coffee? Hell yeah!Did you tell him? No, no, noGive him kisses? No, no, noWhisper honey? No, no, noYou're delicious? Hell no!Were you dancing? (Wo-oooh-oooh) No, no, noSweet as toffee? No, no, noYou get his number? (Wo-oooh-oooh) No, no, noGet him out for coffee? Hell yeah, yeahYeah, yeah[Repeat x3]I can't deny no way my d-d-dirty mind is sayingLover, come and get me, get meBut for a while I dopped that d-d-dirty style and I discoveredThat it's sexy, sexyBut you're knock knock knocking again, boyWoah oh, good aint good enough, gonna keep you waitingKnock knock knocking again, boyWoah oh, get your sugar rush and do a little chasingDid you tell him? No, no, noGive him kisses? No, no, noWhisper honey? No, no, noYou're delicious? Hell no!Were you dancing? No, no, noSweet as toffee? No, no, noYou get his number? No, no, noGet him out for coffee? Hell yeah!From top to bottom, I'm a woman sunshine(No, no, no)(Whisper honey? No, no, no)(You're delicious)Ain't no damn reason you'll be leaving my side(You get his number? No, no, no)(Get him out for coffee?)I give you nothing 'til you show me something, something(No no no) SomethingCos damn good loving's what I''m really wanting, wanting, (I'm wanting you baby)(Get him out for coffee)Hell yeah!Woo-ooh-oohWoo-ooh-oohI can't deny no way my d-d-dirty mind is sayingLover, come and get me, get meBut for a while I dropped that d-d-dirty style and I discoveredThat it's sexy, sexy[Repeat]Sexy, sexyWoo-ooh-oo-ooh

Who wants to say thorpe has good reliability now. 4 of its main rides are closed!

Then whats the Sunken garden, a portal to another universe?

Yay Area 2 for young Dann!

I wish the Germans at Holiday park were as efficient

Ah Carousel and CCR. Well if we're counting the beach then. Alton has the Gardens, the dungheap, the Gloomy walk thing, Skyride, monorail, Golf, 2 hotels, Cariba Creek, ug Swinger.AAAAAAANNNNNDDDD STRIKE!

Young PeopleAlton- Doodle doo derby, River bank eye spy, Squirrel Nutty, Ug Bugs, Drivers School, Bish Bash, Tractor Ride. Total=7Thorpe- Octopus Garden, Rocky express, Banana Ride & Fungle Safari. Total= 4 (Octopus Garden equals one attraction as they are essentially large pay per ride that you don't pay for )Family RidesAlton- Log Flume Unplugged, Congo River Rapids, Runaway Mine Train, Duel, Blade, Corkscrew, Ug Swinger, Hex, Teacups, Charlie ride, Spinball Whizzer. Total=11Thorpe- Loggers Leap, Flying Fish, Depth Charge, Teacups, Rumba Rapids, Pirates 4D. Total= 6Thrill ridesAlton= Nemesis, Air, Ripsaw, Rita: Queen of Speed, Submission,Enterprise, Oblivion. Total=7Thorpe= Colossus, Stealth, Nemesis Inferno, Samurai, Slammer, Rush, Vortex, Zodiac, Tidal Wave, Detonator, X:\ No Way Out. Total= 11And that concludes the lesson. Whilst thorpe does cater slightly there isn't a good balance of family attractions. Alton has far more for everyone and doesn't rely on rubbish such as Fungle Safari.

Why are you people getting so uptight about people wanting to turn Thorpe into a super thrill park. This topic is called YOUR THORPE PARK not what Thorpe should do in the future.

Its a spinning wild mouse not a sofa. The cars are small because of the track gauge.. any bigger and there would be to much stress of the track.

And then increase that by a pound every few months... the cheeky scamp. Anyway lets try and keep fastrack off of rides, not add it to ones that work fine without it.

All this gun crime is really depressing. I hate that some members of government think its because Teenagers are bored so find ways to amuse themselves. Rubbish. When I was 14 and bored I didn't think "I know I'll kill Timmy down the road because I need entertainment" so how can they use that as an excuse.

Unless you operate one. Then your practically a Fanboy god (Ps. I operate 2 rollercoasters )

Mark had a choice yesterdayGo to thorpe where he would have been majorly pissed offORCollect his As results, buy pokemon diamond, eat nandos and get very drunk whilst watching Blackadder and Friends whilst sleeping round boyfriends house.Which would you choose

Gorgeous :PFury is just so photogenic *is in love with a rollercoaster* :|