JoshC.

Neat TV ad for Helix.

Of course not. It is by no means great, immersive theming which we should all be clambering over and applauding Merlin for. In fact, I am surprised that we are seeing 2D stickers there of all places. I was thinking that - especially on the higher up ledges - some 3D bits of theming could easily be placed there, away from vandalism of guests, and could be secured down with relative ease at a low-ish cost. So I do see why people think this is a bit iffy and are having concerns. However, that part of my post was more referring to the point people will jump the gun. No doubt there's people thinking that the area is going to look awful, and will be using this 'theming' as the basis of their thoughts. However, we know there's more to come - the Angry Bird 'figures' themselves, the entrance structures (basing that off the plans admittedly, but they look good in the plans and I see no reason to doubt why they would not be built), plus there's the dodgems, which will likely come with some styling / theming. Another thing to remember here is that this is quite a low investment. Yes, that doesn't excuse everything ('why should a company the size of Merlin be adding in 'cheap' investments?' is a question you could ask, and rightfully so too), but a balance has to be struck between creating a good experience and meeting a budget. Whether Thorpe will have gotten the balance right with Angry Birds Land, we're yet to see. I think that, once completed, the area will look nice. I can see where people's concerns are coming from, but I do think it is just a hasty reaction at seeing some of the (hopefully cheaper) theming being put up and people judging too quickly. I'm not saying it's going to be an amazing themed experience as it won't be, but I don't think it will be awful like some people have said, and are probably still thinking.

*Awaits a 'This is just 2D stickers on a wall, Angry Birds Land will be awful' style post*. Assuming this type of style is adopted onto many of the buildings in the area along with the 3D models and entrance signs that we know of, the area should look quite nice. Fingers crossed there's going something a bit more special with the area though!

Oh, well that's that then... It's no secret that I don't like the ride and think it's not worth keeping, etc., but it's really unfortunate that it hasn't opened yet. It just seems like they overcome one problem with the ride and then it throws up another one.

Still not open yet as far as I'm aware. There's no indication when it will open, but if it's been testing with water dummies, then it should *hopefully* be soon.

So this has opened and stuff now: (Avoid the second half the video if you don't want to see Alvey screaming) Looks good, even if a bit sluggish at some points. Then again, we all know how difficult it to judge B&Ms from their POVs. If it is a bit tame at the moment though, I give it a few years before it's a bit of beast.

http://www.bd.nl/regio/tilburg-en-omgeving/loon-op-zand/efteling-bouwt-nieuwe-achtbaan-met-val-van-37-5-meter-en-investeert-36-miljoen-1.4320839 - An article about this, which can be translated to give some vaguely understandable English (darn Google Translate...). Looks like they're also getting 400 more rooms in a hotel extension. By 2020, the park wants 5 million visitors as well, and this 'first stage' to achieving that has an investment of almost £30 million. Looking forward to how the park theme this more than anything else to be honest!

Would love to go to this, but unfortunately I'll be back at uni for my research project. Have fun all that attend! I'll be going the week before - on a weekday - if anyone wants to try Angry Birds Land before the meet though!

I'll do my utmost to attend this meet! Costs and timing are a bit of a grey area for me at the moment, but given the large fore-warning, fingers crossed I can make this!

I thought 2012 was the last time they had the scroller, which updated with general info, including if rides were closed? Could be wrong there though. Still think it's a worthwhile thing to do; not just for Thorpe, but for all parks really!

From Marketing Director's Twitter. So the models will be displayed on the beach for Easter weekend. I still fully expect that either these will be used within the area, or there will be 3D objects that will. No doubt they just want to push the area as much as possible so people want to come back.

Most suitable place for this I think... http://www.thedrum.com/news/2014/04/15/pizza-hut-comes-out-top-social-brands-100-poll-while-google-amazon-and-youtube-fail Thorpe Park have ranked 23rd in a Social Brand poll. The poll measured how good brands were at building and maintaining relations with 16-24 year olds via social networking, and the quality of such relations. Good to see Thorpe are doing well at this sort of thing!

Whilst it's true no one is going to cancel their trip because Zodiac is closed, it's just good customer service really to display somewhere on the website if a ride is going to be unavailable on a certain day. Nicer to know before you arrive as opposed to when you get through the gates, isn't it?

Official POV!

There is the '2013 only' poll - http://www.ushsho.com/riddenthisyearsteelpoll2013.htm X ranks 215th. Of course, this is out of all coasters ridden in 2013 by those who voted, which skews it a fair bit I assume. Would be interesting to see how it would have faired had it only been based on people who rode it 2013 though, I agree. It's always pretty difficult to know how serious to take this poll, simply because of how varied rider numbers are, people's own preferences, etc. etc. However, it's always interesting to see general trends like Mark says, as well as how consistently good (or bad) some rides or ride types of viewed. On the other hand, it's nice to see your favourite coaster(s) rate highly and see how many people agree with you.

I agree with you about the website thing, and it's not good to have 3 rides at any time of the year, worst of all during holiday-time. It's even worse that the park are trying to build up they're reputation with families again and they've had this bad luck. However, I disagree with you about the lack of family attractions: X Flying Fish Storm Surge Loggers Leap Rumba Rapids Zodiac Quantum Depth Charge Banana Boat Rocky Express The last two are more orientated to younger audiences as well in my opinion. You could even throw in Tidal Wave to that list if you really wanted, but more for really hot days. So that's a good 10 or 11 family rides I see there, about the same number of thrill rides. I grant you, if you were a family going in the next few days, ride-wise, there's probably not enough to keep you entertained for the entire today, but there's enough there for the most part. I think what needs to be kept in mind is whilst Thorpe are going for a family audience now, it seems like they're wanting families with slightly older kids; possibly with kids from ages 8 upwards. From about 8 or 9, I bet a fair few kids will be able to go on the likes of Rush and Detonator as well, so in some respects, they are rides which will appeal to a Thorpe-going family. I think once Angry Birds Land opens as well, there's a good number of family rides to keep that sort of family entertained for a day. Given a couple more years, I'd hope - and am expecting - Thorpe will be a fantastic family park. It's just a case of they need to start somewhere..

This is why I link the idea of having a scroller on the main page, which has the latest updates about ride closures, weather disruptions, etc. It is quite bad that no where on line have they mentioned about Slammer being closed, for example. We can only hope the website update next month will bring about a way for guests finding out if a ride will be closed...

I fully expect that in the next 2-3 years, The Smiler will be ranking next to the likes of Dragon's Fury, Rita and Ultimate. Sticking inversion after inversion does not make a good ride for goodness sake. Disappointed by the fact Swarm dropped 47 places though...

Following the recent German takeover of 'This or That', feel this is appropriate... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlATOHGj9EY

Being so close to uni, it would almost be wrong of me to not go here every once in a while! The trouble with the place, though, is the fact that it's quite out of the way, and not that close to other Merlin attractions. Then, for non-MAP holders, there's likely better castles to visit for cheaper. Here's a link about the trebuchet show - http://www.warwick-castle.com/explore-castle/the-mighty-trebuchet.aspx. Must say, it is a nice show.

Not sure if this is a Merlin-esque PR stunt or serious? Do AI have a similar rule to Merlin in that you should wear shirts on rides? If this is serious, could just be a (slightly OTT) extension to the rule...

The only reason I can think for avoiding the tunnel and bridge is because of the heat of the tunnel. Last Thursday, which was a nice, warmish, day, the heating was on full blast and it was quite uncomfortable in there. If that's the reason, then it shows how poorly thought out that queue was... Is it Chessington's philosophy to have a great deal of potential for everything then fail to deliver in almost every aspect?

I think the unlimited refills is in conjunction with Coca Cola / Coca Cola Company, as they seem to have a good working relationship with Merlin. I'd think it unlikely that Dr Pepper will be added to the Quencher I'm afraid!

Though very similar, Freezer and Asylum were different. Different enough, I'd say, to say Asylum ran 2005-2013.

From what I'm aware, some years the route did stay up (around 2006ish if I remember correctly; there's some photos lying around on the internet somewhere when a scare-maze related website went in there during the summer one time I believe; though I can't seem to remember the site...). The room was used during National Science Week for talks and stuff I think. As Dan said, 'The Asylum' under that name is unlikely to return, but instead a very similar maze, with a very similar route, except with an IP attached what with the Lionsgate thing.