MattyMoo

Legal obligation? I can't even.... I mean if this was for Slammer I'd have given it very slightly more time and acknowledgment being that that was the last of it's type in the world and all that (despite turning into a money pit, and Thorpe doing their best to keep it alive). But a 24 year old Top Spin (that - don't get me wrong, I have fond memories of) that is on it's last legs and has a penchant for locking people in to the ride resulting in the harnesses being cut away?l - give me strength....!

Will ensure I wear my Smiler hoodie again for maximum "interaction" in Twisted Clowns haha

Is this real?

What a ruddy mess. #FutureOfThemeParks

Suppose I'll go.

I hate Thorpe Park but I suppose I'm still gonna go xoxox

I'd rather not go than go on "that" Sunday!

Not so gassed for a free wristband and Terror At Amity High show tbh.

Just to advise I'm going to THE ISLAND LIKE NO OTHER on 3rd October, so if Stealth is down for the FN's meet, it's my fault xoxo

Gassed to hear Silkbrooke is back on the island like no other for a hot minute from #monkswalk for some sick visuals. Also did someone mention the nurses again?

Oh joyous! Why do they big up such non-events/experiences/attractions so much to be something they're not? Couldn't they have released a special popbadge or something?

It's ya gal Park Pixie back on the island like no other

Well I was partly right....

Oooh Thorpe you little tease - chainsaws to throw us off the scent when we all know Big Top is back. jOKeS aside - Wonder how chop-shopy the promo is going to be?

Can I lay money on it being next week please?

So - announcement tonight from Tulleys for the final haunt - but they also say it's in a new "area" - which is intriguing. Could the prison maze be coming? Maybe a whole "prison" style area with the maze within? Basically - anything but zombies please. Depending on where and how big the area is, who's to say they don't add another new haunt next year? Space is something that Tulley's aren't exactly short of!

Thanks for your efforts @Platform15fan - if you keep trying they will definitely relent and tell you. Good luck in your quest. Amy, Laura and Chelsea are mere pawns in a far bigger game.

I whacked my knee in the XTWD queue on the last meet, and yet meets still go ahead. It's insanity, and similarly, I am petitioning to shut this forum down as a consequence.

12th is not doable for me due to family commitments - 13th should be fine I reckon

If there's a touch scare maze featuring the roaming nurses then I'm cool with that 😍

Big Top is not coming back.

It's formerly the Colony so approx. duration in the maze is 2 hours.

So The Colony is to become The Wreckoning, with one new maze still to be announced - which I think will be the "jail" themed maze that was hinted at but never happened last year. If they pull off The Wreckoning, it could be amazing - fingers crossed they stick a decent sized shipwreck/boat in the middle somewhere. Rumours that Justa Parrot appears in the route as yet unconfirmed. And yes - I know Thorpe had The Curse but that was a little different. And pretty naff.

I'm gassed to sick levels about the movement of the Platform 15 sign. That to one side - I'm feeling positive that there seems to be more "fixed" fencing/boundaries to mazes thus far instead of Heras fencing covered in see through hessian. Step in the right direction. That said, I can't see much changing with Do Or Die in relation to the Heras fence themeing, bearing in mind BOUNCEZILLA has to be dismantled before "construction" can begin... and it's still got a week or so left!

I've started to use Silkstoneisms in the professional workplace. Boss: "Are you prepared for our management meeting next week, Mat?" Me: "Yes - I'm gassed"