Kerfuffle

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which was very

1992 season: First post: Endless attention 'haunting' Alton Towers, followed by 'Runaway' (MIne) success! In two years, these rides will meet their worst nightmare...

But elsewhere however...

Theme park theme? How about the Phalanx (Townies) and the Nemesites? (Mafia) ...or the other way round!

First post: Tussauds? THORPE PARK HAVE GOT WOOOOOORRSEE!!!

"Doctor I think I might be obsessed with The Smiler!" "How can you tell?" "RRAAAAAAAAIIINBOOOOOOOWSSS!!!" (Wow I sound immature! )

That'll probably take the charm away from the ones in Wild Asia...but I like it!

So anyway...SAW...

Wow. Big One's gonna be awesome! Oh wait...what's - NEMESIS?!? WE'RE SO HEADING NORTH!

That better explain the hillbilly theme!

Why can't Storm Surge have stayed where it was? I'm pretty sure it would blend in PERFECTLY if it were at Legoland Florida! That thing stands out like a sore thumb nowadays, surrounded by rides/scenery that are meant to have a storm-struck appearance!

According to John Wardley, the fact that Colossus is rough can save your life!

Rainbows = HAPPINESS

I agree. Some people out there seem to think that a huge concrete building with a series of yellow pipes can be considered "well themed". Personally, I've seen better detail on an unfinished house!

Could have easily

Thankfully I'm not at Charters School anymore!

Definitely not aiming at the likes of Thorpeparkfreak here, but why is it that some kids aged between 11-14 somehow HAVE to think their so hardcore? Last time I was at Thorpe and queueing for Colossus, there were four kids in front of me, assumedly 13 years old, who stopped off at the queue shop. While the two girls and one of the boys in the group simply get a 'Juicy Drop Pop' or whatever, the other boy, who from first glance looked like a total jackass, buys a can of RELENTLESS. Yes he was obviously buying that for that energy kick, but he had TONS of other drinks of the energetic like (eg. Coke) right in front of him! Was he REALLY that energy-desperate? Or was I true to my word about him being an attention-seeking jackass? ("Hey everyone! Look over here! *holds up can* I'M DRINKING RELENTLESS! I'm SO popular!") RANT OVER!

That's not the point. Nemesis Inferno has the theme of a volcano amongst a lush, tropical jungle. The crocodiles do an excellent job of simulating life around the jungle rivers, while also making that particular section of the ride pretty intimidating (Who would want their legs sabotaged by an alligator? ).

I'd build an Infinity Coaster (what The Smiler is) and name it 'X-Phych'

However that was

Did you just go through all of the signing up and account activation and everything...as well as the completely pointless use of Photoshop for your picture...just to post THAT???

Have you not heard Vampire's lifthill or Nemesis' roar lately?

Because he used

The crocodiles have always come with the ride tbh. I remember there being one just at the bottom of that drop before the helix into the final brake run