Kerfuffle

They must've thought the Chessington fire was a laughing matter!

I'd be happy if it was Texas Chainsaw Massacre! At least that means the chainsaw-pursuit finale will be kept!

I'd say smokers are worst for me! This constant stench we get in the air in ALL bloody areas of the park triggers something I call the "Theme Park Aftertaste". This means even 2 HOURS after I leave the park, I've STILL got that horrible stench invading my nostrils! *shudders* If Merlin want the money so badly, why can't they just start bringing in smoking charges?

Happy Birthday, Benin! Here's to another year of sarcasm!

That might not be a great idea - Merlin would probably do a classic and bring in a ton of gazebos! *glares at Chessington and 'VAMPIRE: The Haunting in the Hollows'*

Dammit! I won't have MY wristband next year! How the hell will I get on this thing? (cos queueing in that prison is DEFINITELY not an option!)

That's the problem - Merlin seem to only go for the dead IPs (SAW, Angry Birds, CBeebies etc.). Only exception was Fright Nights last year with the You're Next actors roaming the park...and that film hadn't even come out yet!

...and I'm guessing as I type this now you are crippled

3 judging by the smiley

It's funny how a few times recently I've been on it, it's been really smooth...but only last time I went on it was it INCREDIBLY rough! (This is probably due to the fact I wasn't holding on - instead I was desperately clinging onto my phone and wallet which were in my ridiculously shallow pockets of my shorts! )

Remember between 2003-2005 they had vouchers for other parks on the backs of the maps? (For instance a Thorpe map would have Chessie and Alton and Chessie would have Alton and Thorpe and so on...) That was just damm-right useful!

DYNAMO

Its nice to see that with Gatekeeper, even the Americans are beginning to follow the lines of a British coaster! (that being THE SWARM), I mean they currently have TWO coasters with that inverted drop!

I won't be happy if I see the Red Bird from Angry Birds roaming the park entrance!

(Thorpeparkfreak you little cheat! ) Yes you're correct. I've NEVER been a fan of that bloody metallic death-trap! 1. This was on my first or second time at Chessington, but I only seemed to understand the Vampire rather than the Bubbleworks, so rather than the crazy fizzy pop factory you used to know, I had the weird idea of Professor Burp being a mad/evil scientist! 2. Believe it or not but it's true! But although I've always been a fan of coasters since my first time on the Vampire at the age of 6, Nemesis Inferno to this day still represents a dramatic turning point in my love for rollercoasters. I really do love that thing!

Interesting! Ive had a ride-access wristband the last few years, but when I go to college, I'll no longer have a statement for it! Anyways back to the game! 1. I rode Professor Burp's Bubbleworks, aged 5, one TERRIFIED lad! 2. I'm a huge Rita fan 3. I had my first time on Nemesis Inferno at the age of 8

I'd say bring in a park mascot! (Calypso Quay Explorers Club is a possibility by the looks of things! )

Therefore they must also think Legoland are for the chop...

3

Errrr...2???

10/10 for such truth!

You'd both be wrong! 3 is correct as GCSEs are happily long gone for me! However 2 is true cos I can't help but to look at ABL and come up with a few ideas (eg. my Bad Piggies idea for Detonator)

If anything in way of their theme parks, the Americans would applaud anything these days...

Detonator needs onride DVD tbh...