Kerfuffle

Biggest BANboy of 2014! (Thanks for the comeback, THORPELAW!)

840 people an hour on Colossus... ...so much for high capacity rides!

Banned cos that sounds like Ganges...SACRILEGE!

Don't mean to kill Project LC's joke, but this is how it's really done: Firstly, on a ride like Colossus, loading time often takes around 2 minutes and (as all of you know) it's 28 people per train, so that's about 840 people an hour on Colossus (Divide 60 minutes by 2 and that gives you the total loading time in an hour, times that by the 28 riders for the total riders per hour), meaning if you're stood behind 840 people or more while queueing for Colossus, prepare for an hour's wait for a 60 second long experience!... ...now the question is...how to make an estimate for the number of TPM members fast asleep at their computer screens after reading this!

Banned for trying to be clever

...or if all else fails, just rename it to SlowTrack!

WOODIE

Banned for killing it

AN ISLAND...LIKE NO OTHER!!! Where the Magic Never Ends or Escape?

Its amazing how ONE member can get us practically everywhere in the theme park archives!

^ What he said

I'm half-hoping it'll be the End of Day soundtrack like it used to be

Now I REALLY wish we had Terror Tomb still!

Hmmm...station you say? Was the music deafeningly loud and bad quality like on the preview weekend?

Family Guy! AQA or Edexcel? (One of these awful exam boards provided me with SHOCKING revision material for geography! ) ...ESPECIALLY for those doing exams...or who have finished (ME! )

Just watching the video makes me kick myself repeatedly for EVERY negative comment I've made about Thorpe! They really know how to make themselves LOOK great!

It's an Arrow coaster! What else do you expect apart from downtime and further maintenance?

*EPIC EXHALE* I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE! I'VE FINISHED EXAMS!!! :D :D :D

(anxiously holds his breath, waiting to shout again)

Professor Burp, Mama Melons and original Bubbleheads: "AHEM"

*cough* Angry Birds Land *cough* Rovio *cough*

It just irritates me how they HAVE to bring in random celebrities just to open a ride! Merlin don't do that! (the only exception being that Nemesis was opened by one of ITV's Gladiators, according to John Wardley)

NO! Bubbleworks is currently as bad enough as it is with that theme!

meh...

Why would they drain it though? I'm pretty sure it runs on a constant circuit loop