Kerfuffle

Thats always been there!

The Smiler is the ONLY ride in the world I DO NOT wanna get bored of!

Well, my review for The Smiler is finally in... BEST...GOD DAMM...ALTON TOWERS RIDE...EVER! Comparing The Smiler to Nemesis was quite tricky, but out of ten for both, here are my results: The Smiler: 10/10 Nemesis: 9.9/10 I got corrected 3 times yesterday and I have to say, The Smiler is just so fantastic, I was actually close to tears after the first time because of how AMAZING it was!

I asked a member of staff once and she said it's in for repairs

BRING IN AQUATRAX!!!

I think it's time we finally ended this thread with a simple conclusion: STORM SURGE IS AWFUL. Nuff said...

I'm going on sunday! FINALLY it's my time to GET CORRECTED!

and do you honestly think that would fit in with the Atlantis theme?

or be completely redone

I find Rita has an excellent layout, but why is it that it LOOKS smooth, but when you're on it, its basically a big metal DEATH TRAP

I wouldve loved to see Air themed around an abandoned airport (which explains the theme of flight)

Perfect timing. Here we are near the end of the summer holidays and Alton's only water rides (apart from Battle Galleons) are shut. BRILLIANT

Some say Nemesis is still better than The Smiler! I havent been corrected just yet, but I think that statistic's true to me!

Well, according to ride times, The Smiler is open again with a 2 hour queue. The Flume, TH13TEEN and River Rapids are closed

Perhaps at some points in the maze you could have the heartbeat soundtrack from the game playing, getting more intense as the maze goes on, every time you pass a page: Pages 1-2: Pages 3-4: Pages 5-6: Page 7:

Banned for not sticking to JoshC's topic

Heres an interesting question...HOW is Nemesis running so smoothly after 20 years of operation?

Talking of which, last time I went, 'Unit N-ST' was being used as a vending machine shelter rather than the shop it was for less than a year!

What do you expect from a B&M coaster?

Yes. The music in the SAW queue is still dead right now. The police car is also in for repairs at the mo, which means you currently can't hear those radio voiceovers!

Thats not a good sign...

I just wanna know what the problem is this time! I mean it can't just be a regular breakdown if its been closed for the last couple of days!

If it hadnt been for Freakshow 4D, Hellgate or The Passing, the ride would still have it's old queueline

Water effects havent been working recently

Gotta feel sorry for those intending to queue for an hour or more