Kerfuffle

At least it'll still be Duel

Just wondering what time Duel converts into Skelvin's Haunted Adventure, as I might be going to Scarefest...

I heard today that someone said The Smiler's "BORING"... ...WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS???

I seriously need to go to Hocus Pocus AND Fright Nights this year!

Who needs the front row when you have the back row?

Wait...Actors...combined with Saw. If they're gonna be riding it - OH NO! THORPE MEAN TO KILL THE ACTORS!!!

They're at Alton and Chessie as well...I saw for myself!

Quick question. Is Vampire's station and brake run on a slight slope, as the loud hissing of brakes proves that there's only brakes there, followed by the train slowly starting to move...

I wanna be honest...Haunting in the Hollows looks DAMM good

Went to Chessie today...Went on Bubbleworks...Came off kinda...well...ASHAMED. Lighting was a bit of an issue in places (NO light in the Spa room and TOO MUCH light on the lift hill) and the former Mixing Room music wasnt playing in the spa either...DREADFUL. I'm also pretty sure Chessie removed the Imperial Leather logo from the Bubbleworks logo. Had the Cussons sponsorship really ended? Turns out that was a LIE. If I were head chairman of Merlin, I'd say "either do something about Bubbleworks (eg. revert back to Prof Burp or just improve the ride a little) or rip up the ENTIRE THING and build something actually GOOD" ----- ...But apart from that...it's not really that bad a ride. Still wanna see some improvements tho

Whats the point in all of this commotion when Thorpe can just GET RID OF THE DAMM THING!

For The Smiler, I'd like to see some "advocates" roaming the queueline and correction block, with the usual marmalised smile on their faces!

That reminds me of when I went to Alton last week: I missed one of my Smiler ride photos cos this guy in the train in front had to get off cos he wasnt wearing shoes

How original

The Smiler...HANDS DOWN

Wanna know why? Cos most little kids are just plain stupid

I only go to Alton once a year at the mo. I know ive been on The Smiler 3 times already, but I haven't had full marmalisation. I NEED FURTHER TREATMENT! I'm not fully compliant! I need to care for ALL the receptors in my mid-brain! Only then can I become...a SMILING ADVOCATE? (yes, those WERE pretty much the words of Dr Kelman in 'Smile. Always - Part 3' )

I'd give anything for another dose of marmalisation!

Thats always been there!

The Smiler is the ONLY ride in the world I DO NOT wanna get bored of!

Well, my review for The Smiler is finally in... BEST...GOD DAMM...ALTON TOWERS RIDE...EVER! Comparing The Smiler to Nemesis was quite tricky, but out of ten for both, here are my results: The Smiler: 10/10 Nemesis: 9.9/10 I got corrected 3 times yesterday and I have to say, The Smiler is just so fantastic, I was actually close to tears after the first time because of how AMAZING it was!

I asked a member of staff once and she said it's in for repairs

BRING IN AQUATRAX!!!

I think it's time we finally ended this thread with a simple conclusion: STORM SURGE IS AWFUL. Nuff said...

I'm going on sunday! FINALLY it's my time to GET CORRECTED!