Kerfuffle

R.I.P The Asylum (2005-2013)... ...and I never got to do it!

Too true! "FIRE IN THE BUILDING! GET OUT NOW!" (Meanwhile in the mirror maze) "What? FIRE? Must make a run for -" *BANG!* (Goblin appears behind the mirror accompanied by it's mischevous cackle)

NOW I see it all! Please tell me that these colours are just for background purposes so some Angry Birds props can go in front of them!

Too bad it's beginning to lose it's charm now. Anyone remember when Mr Monkey was positioned at the top of the ride...and when there were MORE TREES around the ride?

DRK (democratic republic of korea) Minecraft or Roblox

Here's one... ...ENGLISH LANGUAGE OR GERMAN

I love mirror mazes! I went in one of the funhouses when I went to Winter Wonderland in December and actually shrieked at my own reflection, thinking it was someone else a few inches away from me!

Sorry, I was reading that a bit slowly! For a second I thought you said something like "The kids were responsible for the damage!" (...Well, that COULD have happened! )

Hmm... Great Yarmouth and Battersea...I wonder who those names remind you of...

Queen/Oasis = REAL MUSIC...: ...NOT the stuff most teens listen to these days!

Have they just been running Scorpion Express at top quality for the preview events?

BLOODY KIDS! Even last time I went to Chessington, I was queueing for Vampire and there were SO MANY kids climbing through the fences and toying with the theming! I even saw this one kid who PUSHED OVER one of the gravestones!

Hex, Nemesis Sub-Terra and Tomb Blaster for me, although I absolutely love the ones with decent facades (Duel and Tomb Blaster for instance)

I can imagine a very drunk Imperial Leather worker saying that in real life!

I really want the Scorpion Express music to appear in the downloads real soon

It actually is!: http://www.chessington.com/scorpion-express/

Can't wait to do this again when I go next week!

It's likely I'll be going near the end of the Easter holidays. Can't wait to get re-corrected!

Remind them about the lack of dark rides in the UK while your at it!

Out of interest, why is the track going brown already?

Just thought I'd show the result of my experience on Scorpion Express in terms of my imagination for theming in RCT3. This is Scorpion Mine, therefore no prizes for guessing what lurks within that cavern on the left, guarding it's treasure! : Did a bit of parkwide advertisement for the ride as well! (and yes, the slogan used is also used on Scorpion Express!):

...and there was me thinking Merlin have crossed the line with their storage containers and sheds! This looks so good!

Is there anywhere I can get the main theme tune for Scorpion Express?

I see what you mean there. The building may look huge from the front, but when you go round the back in the queue, it looks TINY! I said this somewhere in the topic before, but so much space was WASTED inside such a small building!

What about that announcement from 2009? "Push your harnesses up, grab your belongings and get out to your left. This may be your only chance of escape!"