Whatever

poo

Rolf Harris (my dad met him once, long story) Rhubarb or custard?

Banned for dissing pony drawings!

of bad singers (exept Beiber)

Quantum Cats or dogs?

and everybody cheers.

One direction's heads

Banned for not colouring in your picture (says me!)

Storm Surge queuline (yay!)

It caused an

9/10 because I love thorpe park and sunsets. There is nothing wrong about not being a unicorn.

Had farted because (I'm so childish)

Oasis (haha unfunny joke) Cadbury's or Mars?

Here we go:

What is invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts! What is brown and sticky? A stick! What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park, man! What did the frog order at McDonald's? French Flies! Sorry for ruining your day with my corny jokes.

Motorola Harry Potter or Twilight?

Uh... Slough... *sighs* It was featured in Britains top ten ugliest towns, and I can see why. Just get yourself down to google earth and have a snoop around.

Would those with a disabled acces pass be able to skip the queues for free, or will they have to pay as well?

I think he means me. And now I do think before hitting the post button. Sorry Mark9.

About the DVD, I think that would be a way for them to make more money.

It was really annoying as Speed's queue moved at a snails pace. Literally.

Okay, I just got back from a trip to Wales, including my first ever Oakwood trip! I love Megaphobia, and Speed is pretty good. It was quite a busy day and both were on one train operation all day! I don't know whether this is normal, but it did drag out he queues for those queueing (don't hate, but I get to skip). Drenched was closed, and it looked like a giant set of Meccano. The train wasn't working, and I was quite worried as a small child could step on the tracks on a day it was working and get hit as there are no fences. I loved the diving, but the commentators Welsh/Fake cowboy accent was kinda tacky and unconvincing. My actual fave was the Toboggan ride! Another thing is, there is barely any themeing! Themeing really makes a ride a good ride, as if you stripped, say, the Swarm and SAW of their theming, it really wouldn't be the same ride.

Exploding because a