Whatever

But ten quid for a blimmin' fastrack? They must be having a giraffe!

Yesyesyes pleeeeeeeeeease do that. Best. Idea. Ever.

Yes thankyou. I usually go on by myself on rollercoasters (mum too scared, brother tooshort, dad at work etc etc) so unless my dad wishes to go on with me that'll be very useful. I have never waited two hours for a ride me thinks, so I would possibly kill myself, especially with the demented laughter.

I want them to do the challenge while on a ride!

How big are queues for the smiler on an average bank holiday? Just because I'm going on Sunday and Monday and I can't use my brother'e fastrack because he is TWO CENTIMETRES to short.

They do give a lot of free things to people who complain. My mum complained to Chessington about the way she had to book a ticket, so they gave her a free ticket. And if people get a free ticket for complaining about their horrible time at a park, they're not going to use it for fear of an equally bad day! OR could these people make money out of the free tickets/fast tracks by selling them on ebay?

Yep. Or if they want to save money they can just put a different logo on some of the Zufari merch (The toy truck, plastic animals etc)

ooooooooooooh. Thankyou! I really don't think before I speak, do I?

Free fast tracks are a bit stupid when people have paid for one. And what are Thorpe themselves getting out of giving away a lot of free stuff?

OH MY GOD AMAZING IDEA! Comes with a polyester explorer hat, a fake compass, and a whole load of other useless plastic junk! Lovingly machine-made in Taiwan.

But then it would look like a real volcano! I'm suprised in the Inferno shop that they don't sell those wacky science volcano kits for kids with baking powder and vinegar. That could be cool.

They should TOTALLY use fire, but then there are so many athsmatics it could make the first aid room a heck of a lot busier.

I am luckily one of those people that sees the funny side of the joke. Hope you enjoyed your segull stew.

WHAT? Poor seagull! Did it die? Sorry, as an animal lover and vegetarian I have to enquire.

Maybe they would move storm surge there... yay!

French

I'm just worried that billy has done a no makeup selfie!

Maybe it is just a no makeup selfie. He was two months too late for that craze.

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No. I will not say what school I go to on a forum (Whatever would my mother say?)!

Eat members like..

The Simpsons

In that photo, Billy doesn't have swirls on his cheeks. How observant of me.

Nah, if they were to put a ghost train anywhere, it would be at the site of the Canada Creek railway, as they could make use of the tracks.