Fred

Expect a punch on the nose when I next see you .How did you know it'd be open in the evening when even the rides department weren't completely sure? Dont you get told not to tell anyone. You're the people who get us utterly bollocked in the mornings.

Stop talking rattlesnake. Vampire died again today, reopened a couple of hours later with a whopping 2.5hr queue! Stupid unreliable piece of s**t.

With those prices, they wouldn't oversell and still make a f**king fortune. Would be all win imo.

They have to be all-encompassing to get anywhere. Oh how I loved that word.

Vampire is 10yrs younger than corkie, and is basically only really 7yrs old if you think how extensive the change was. Looking forward to the farewell corkscrew event

Thorpe needs to raise its fastrack prices, especially if it wants to continue doing what it currently already does. £5 per ride sounds reasonable, and they shouldn't do more than one ride per fastrack, or if so.. make it expensive. People will still pay high prices, and slightly less will use it.. makes queues move faster and happierish.

It's not there anymore? I presume you mean the 1/4 welcome signs at the car park entrances which was replaced with the holiday inn shiney one?Chessie is quality with keeping its old signs, its nostalgic and they should keep them wherever they please! Like the re-used samurai signs by sealife, or the vampire fastrack allocation sign living in a cleaning cupboard. Tis great

It's in the training room which is located above the diner. Most of the stuff which was situated in rides office was moved there, however gradually its transferred back to the office.

Buy them at the entrance or the erm.. information kiosks (there's one by the X sector toilets). The rides which operate fastrack have seperate queues.

I think everyones questionned their sexuality at some point. Turned out, I seem to be in the minority on this website and am straight. Most of my friends are gay for some reason, maybe because they're just more chatty and emotional.. who knows. They're cool. Etc.

Thorpes way of making it halloweeny is filling it jam packed full of people (barely any chavs yesterday, was wweeeiiirrrdd), and pumping vampire music around the park. Whoever told me they had different music, blatently lied. Vampire is played almost on constant repeat around majority of the park at night.

Pizza Place? I'd presume you mean the wonderful hugely well known brand of pizza hut? what a numpty.I went yesterday! Arrived at 11.30 and left at 6pm and got on the following rides:Mr Monkeys, Rocky Express, Teacups, Flying Fish, Quantum, X (which I queued 75mins for, well worth it!).It was incredibly busy yesterday, fastrack was stupidly oversold as per usual, and it was easy to tell that the majority of people were not having a good time.As for marc, course you dont work at a theme park but 5 rides.. 150 people.. they wouldn't all appear at once but in an almost constant stream, and would complain like mad if they queued more than 10mins for the ride. Yesterday, for samurai at least, they were loading 3 rows of fastrack to 2 rows normal queue. It was disgusting to watch!

Gerr, Berry Bouncers.

I thought it was the logflume at American Adventure?

MSN lives.That nemesis n00b story, is nothing near as quality as my Hex: Legend of the Phenix stuff.

Also remember the reason why many write viruses to infect computers. It's to gain details or cause destruction for financial gain/loss for the user. Office PCs have valuable information worth having, home PCs have credit card details etc. Most macs are used for erm.. editing and the crap. What would the guy want to do? OMFGOES I'VE RUINED YOUR PHOTOSHOP SO IT DONT OPEN LOLOLOLOLS!!!!!11?Use common sense

Also towers barely ever ever have fastrack in operation. Think I've seen it in operation once this year, and that day was extremely busy.. and barely anyone had it! It is probably the best system I've seen ever.

Holly reminds me of someone I work with.. called sasha. Infact, I keep calling Sasha that. Eurgh.

Good old vampire, looks f**king sexy in the dark, like.. seriously. Mmm.

Cant use 16 more guests at a time! A ride cycle happens like every 5mins, its the slowest loading ride at thorpe (bar carousel probs). I've never seen it past like 20mins.

Ahh just woken up!Missed the meet, whoops

My favourite ride from sunday was quantum, it was either out of that, loggers or rocky express!

Alternatively you could've read this months parklife, which had all the dates very clearly displayed. You nitwit!

I believe merlin studios south is based in london.. acton area or sommet?!Merlin Entertainments HQ (one of them) is in silverglade down the road from chessington, the other HQ is in poole.

My garden wall has a lot of meaning.. it shows the boundary of my property and keeps out random crap. It also has spikes on the top to try and stop the cats coming in.. loads of meaning there. Wouldn't pay more than the cost of bricks mortar and spikes though!