This is just going to be brief points because I'm too tired for a proper TR.
Went to Thorpe today. Arrived at about 9:50, headed straight to Swarm, 90 minute queue with 1 train. Was only on one train for a while too. Rest of the park was fairly busy, waited 110 mins for Saw... Shortest queue was 35 minutes for Vortex. Stealth is still the best ride on park and Storm Surge is a leaking pile of multi-colored turd. Pizza Hut is a shambles at £9 each and a distinct lack of margarita pizza. Not a lot else really happened, got on Saw, Swarm, Vortex, Stealth, No Way Out.