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Benin

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  1. On earth? Nah... Best Wing Rider? Nah...
  2. I missed the whole mangled billboard thing initially... Although you got to give them credit, adding something which is instantly made pointless by the backwards seating as they won't be able to see it until after (Y)
  3. Really, REALLY initial poor reactions from people on Facebook... Surprising? New near miss can be approved of though... Unless the bill the fire as new... In which case Thorpe can definitely go away...
  4. Benin

    The Smiler

    To be fair, if we go by laws of numbers it will have the most inversions which due to some strange calculations would make it the most 'thrilling'... Colossus Syndrome...
  5. Benin

    The Smiler

    That, on the ceiling, above the bed... Make it happen Towers!
  6. Benin

    The Smiler

    But why essentially 'lie' about having OTSRs when you could shout about having lapbars? Especially when the difference WILL play on the minds of the guests as lapbars aren't used on massive looping rides... The whole sense of freedom and the like would be a major thing to sell on the ride with of course that all time favourite sense of danger... It would make sense that if it had lapbars then the artwork would have lapbars (then again, so far this year none of the parks have made sense)... It having lapbars was always relatively unlikely given the UK H&S levels and general attitude towards coasters, it was more a hope than a fact...
  7. Benin

    The Smiler

    On the other hand, surely if it were to have lapbars they would really want to push that commercially? No point avoiding a really good push of something that will make a huge difference to the ride experience... Also... ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOARD!
  8. Benin

    2013 Changes

    Personally, I'm adverse to the action of fixing things that aren't broken, especially when your own place has had plenty of experience with backwards riding providing a negative effect on the rider... If it wasn't for the revelation of Six Flags (for a weekend only trial, which I think will fail because of the level of intensity Batman gives off at normal) and Universal Japan (Backwards Hyper would be interesting actually, only ride I would approve of here) both going backwards as well, I would say Thorpe are doing something immensely stupid by themselves without the help of B&M, but clearly there is a word in their ear about it... Still think it's a needless addition to their best coaster though... Plenty of other investments the park could make into their own infrastructure in an attempt to bring back returning guests on a regular basis, but this won't cut it... I'm playing the skeptic card once more towards Thorpe because it seems they just cannot do anything good in between coasters... And I do believe that there will be immense levels of downtime (looking at NWO as the example, had to put lights on to stop people throwing up and it semi-worked...) and eventually it'll go back to being forwards again...
  9. Benin

    2013 Changes

    WE'RE RUINING SWARM WOOO! Apparently the Batman going backwards is lasting a weekend... Which is weird... So how long will this go on for until Thorpe realise that it closing every 5 minutes due to vomit is not a worthwhile experience? [/cynicism]
  10. Benin

    The Smiler

    Website updated with the sexy (and creepy) artwork ahoy!
  11. Benin

    The Smiler

    At least that name is better than Rita...
  12. Benin

    2013 Changes

    In order to avoid this issue, I tended to assume most people visiting a park weren't particularly clever, and needed child like guidance or assistance throughout their day... Usually the kids made much more sense and logical decisions... Batchers make sense when regarding pairing people up in 2s and stuff on Inferno, since few people actually do it... Also helpful when the park is busy and those situations where you can't quite see all the way down t'other end of the platform if there is a space or not (see Colossus and Swarm)...
  13. Benin

    The Smiler

    This is basically the nail on the head... In context, regarding it probably being a device to make us all smile more and get corrected, brilliant, makes sense, fits into the Ministry of Joy (JOY!), etc... Outside of the ride though, it just sounds silly... But I wouldn't say further than that really, there are much, MUCH worse ride names out there that don't fit the ride (Silver Bullet isn't even SILVER! Or a BULLET! False advertising for the loss)...
  14. Benin

    Legoland

    But... But... Clutch Powers
  15. Benin

    The Smiler

    Jumping to conclusions <3
  16. Benin

    MTDP

    Wonder why only two were built in the world then... Oh yeah, because it's unreliable (and that's an understatement)... And I like Slammer, but I can see why no other park would touch the ride type with a barge pole, hell even S&S called it quits... No matter how good a ride may be received by guests, or have an unique experience or whatever, there are definitely obvious trends as to why certain rides do catch on (however briefly, you can see Topple Towers for this, which after the issues of Dollywood's, died a death, although were popular on Mainland Europe) or just die a death (Huss Jump2 and Sky Swats) due to technical failings and the costs that come with them... Just because it would be an unique experience, does not mean the park (especially Thorpe and it's history of downtime on EVERYTHING) should get one...
  17. Benin

    MTDP

    The Huss Jump2, a ride so loved only one exists in the world... Yeah, I doubt we'll ever see one... And you know it's closed season when the cries for Thorpe getting a TopSpin return <3
  18. Only failed at Thorpe, Towers' goes pretty well actually... This will just be seeing if it's a viable option at Chessie...
  19. Benin

    The Smiler

    Enterprise and Subbmission are both being refurbed, like Oblivion will be to make the area look all shiny... Fingers cross Blivvy get loads of new queue line TVs...
  20. Benin

    The Smiler

    Amazing scenes... This marketing is great, Swarm's marketing last year was great (until the stupid limbs falling off stuff)... More of the same please...
  21. Benin

    2013 Changes

    I really, do not understand the thought process behind it... Especially as most evidence posts towards it being because the ride wasn't a booming success... Thorpe is really run by idiots isn't it? YOU HAVE A GOOD RIDE THAT DOESN'T NEED ANY STUPID GIMMICKS! IF YOU WANT TO GET PEOPLE IN, HOW ABOUT MAKING THE ONE-OFFS WANT TO GO BACK INSTEAD OF OVERSELLING AND PACKING THE PARK? Sigh... I don't think I can be bothered to go to Thorpe this year...
  22. They did have a Pizza Hut, as did Towers... Merlin told them to go away, why they're still at Thorpe, I'm not sure, must be some different contract going on...
  23. Benin

    The Smiler

    The smiley face is the current associated logo with the ride, if you look on the Towers/SW7 websites, it's all over there...
  24. Just a warning, assuming you visit Salou, it's a dump \o/
  25. I think Mark's point is that the idea of the bridge is good... The execution... Is lacking... Especially when this lovely view of the park is ruined by two cack and rusty water slides... Also, just cos you're a student doesn't mean you can't visit new parks abroad, what do you think I used MY student loan on?
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