Smidget

It's a song lyric but who cares! "Cos we lost it all, nothing lasts forever, I'm sorry I can't be perfect" - Simple Plan

I honestly have no idea what Ian and I were doing in those photos

I regret trying to eat whilst watching Ian cripple himself with laughter. It got even harder to eat when I looked over at you, Ricky. How the hell you managed to keep a straight(ish) face I do not know!

-Can I have a coke? -WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? KETCHUP? Lololololol. Good times. Would have helped if I was actually looking at the camera in that group pic but meh! You missed out the puke on Air

Those bowling shoes can crawl into a hole and burn. No grip whatsoever! Surprised I didn't go skidding down the lane with the ball tbh. But yeah, great meet, good to see everyone again. Thanks Peaj for your wonderful organisation skills. Should be coming along to the Thorpe opening meet so see everyone then!

The funny thing is that the majority of the track is still sitting outside the entrance near the car parks, as are some of the footers. Seeing them fail to line up the supports correctly was quite funny though, as was Marc contemplating stealing a bit of track

I saw the Grumpy Cat one, that was actually quite funny! It's just the people who are really serious about it and act like it's the most depressing day ever. It's not. I've been single on Valentines before and I don't undertsand why people let it get to them so much! Just because you're single now doesn't mean you will be forever. Valentine's Day is supposed to be about sending secret messages to your crush and finding out who likes you, not about couples. The public moaning just really grinds my gears. And the soppy stuff - I just really can't deal with that. Makes me want to throw up most of the time. Even though it is Valentines day I still think it should be kept private. In fact, if people quit writing soppy stuff then maybe singletons will stop whining about being single as the romance isn't being shoved in their face EVERYWHERE they look.

I'm not sure what's worse; soppy "I love my bf/gf loads, best thing to ever happen to me, together 4eva" statuses, or "OMG IT'S THE WORST DAY OF THE YEAR, I'LL NEVER FIND ANYONE, BOO MY PATHETIC LONELY LIFE" statuses.

Ah good 'ol (painful) Colossus! The only brake fun I don't fear is Swarm's <3

Being small does make riding coasters challenging sometimes. I often find that when I hit brake runs (especially on Oblivion) I get thrown into the restraints and, not gonna lie, it hurts my chest quite a lot. I do agree that Oblivion is comfortable though... just not the brake run! The worst for me are definately Top Scans. I get thrown around in them far too much for my liking. Tall people, consider yourselves lucky!

They definitely didn't have it last year. Not sure there's much point, the park isn't really all that busy during the half term. Well, at least last year it wasn't.

I'm glad people are saying it's amazing, I'm making Ian come and see it with me on Wednesday

After reading back on this topic... wow. The sheer rudeness of some people amazes me.

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??" His son replies, "Oh THAT...Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!" Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time...PRICELESS

I'm with Fred to be honest - if the height limit is lowered then shorter (and younger) people will be able to ride more. This means Thorpe could then begin introducing more rides that families could also enjoy, thus increasing the number of potential customers.

I don't know whether to be intrigued or scared Han!

Volunteer work people! Yeah you don't get paid BUT you do gain experience, therefore that vicious circle is broken. Even if I can get paid work this summer (considering I live right next to the Hop Farm I'm hoping I will be able to, if not then mehhh. Student loans have given me enough money for the summer), I'm still going to volunteer at Maidstone Prison. Although this is more for my degree... still, it gives me experience!

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You're lucky Ben, pretty much every time I went in Alton's toilets last year I went in 3 or 4 cubicles before I was happy enough to use one! The GP seem to have lost the ability to flush...

Ninja speed there! But yes, your turn

STA4NCE

You have no idea how much I envy the fact that you missed out on freshers flu. Nastiest thing ever. Do hope you feel better soon though!

Glee killed this song

Yes, BUT THAT IS STUPID!

I'm all for good humour and what not, but I agree with Ricky here... they were never really funny in the first place.