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I'm an insane person.

8/10 - I can't put my finger on why I like it, I just do. Aahhh thanks Zach, I have a communication disorder and I can't tell jokes or sarcasm sometimes.

Yeah, Warbs and Matthew Benham had a fall out over the new half time team talk mathematical strategy. I think Gray has turned down Hull, which is great news as he really is a great player. Hopefully a successful season under Dijkhuizen. In Benham we trust!

Just read on Chessington Buzz, Chessie have begun a teaser campaign for their new 2016 ride. All we know so far is that it will be in the Mystic East, as on the map it reads 'New ride for 2016' next to Peeking Heights. So this could mean Heights is being removed? Also on the map it says about the glamping we already know about and a new High Ropes course! I didn't expect this! Excited to find out what the ride is!

Surely there are some football fans and theme park enthustiasts on this website! What teams do you support? Post your scores and opinions of club news on here. I support Brentford, we drew 2-2 with Ipswich by leaving it to the last 5 minutes to score twice, as we have done like every year. New manager's first game, Marinus Dijkhuzien, Does anyone know anything about him.

Is a musician

It was a joke! Christ I didn't know it was gonna offend people!

Radiators. That's my rant. I'm up at 4am writing this because my broken radiator is making loads of noise sounding like running water, and woke me up at 2. My radiator is so broken it's stupid. Someone turns the taps on downstairs and it turns on even though its 23 celcius outside.

That's a shame.

7/10 because it's mostly awards but it has your YouTube channel. I wasn't dissing it, it's because of how soaked you get on it. Most people don't go on it for that reason.

Left, but I do everything else with my right

5/10 Because it's all awards.

10/10 It's nice to look at. It doesn't go with the theme because I love Congo River Rapids and Towers is my favourite park. I just go to Chessie (my close second) the most because it's nearby.

I swear I've already posted this... Anyway, when I paste it it doesn't show up.

Do they still have Abdab in there?

I never even knew Toadie's had been repainted. Then again, it's one of those "Everything we haven't done is broken down, oh Toadie's is right there, let's go on that!" rides, or a "We've done everything else, what next?' 'We can go on Toadie's?' 'Okay then, let's go."

0/10 for unrealism, weather would never be that good in Britain. Provided, of course, that is set over here. If not then 7/10 because in some parts your hair looks like mine when I've got a massive cold, got to sleep at 11:30 and woke up at 6am. Then again, that's every day.

Banned for failing to come up with a signature. And also for being a happy dolphin.

B&M Flying with a vertical lift like Blitz, River Quest etc. Call it "Eagle" and have it themed around a secret experiment going on in an Electrical Intake Cupboard designed to make humans fly like Eagles. Lots of smoke effects and stuff, including a mirror you fly over that replaces you with an Eagle like in Haunted Mansion where you swap heads. Came up with it in an extra boring Food Tech lesson with an Electrical Intake room nearby.

So is anyone gonna go?

Some of the YouTube comments I've seen. I watched jacksepticeye play NL2, he went on a dive coaster. Someone says "That rollercoaster is a replication of GRIFFEN, what other rollercoaster stops you right there, right before the drop?" I replied with a list of Dive Coasters, but someone ignored me and said "That's what I was thinking, what other rollercoaster drops into holes?" I've also been in an argument with someone who called me a "stupid f... idiot" for saying Nemesis has a 104ft drop, because apparently it has a 43ft drop. I told him to Google it... He deleted his comment shortly after.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I was on crutches for my Exam week because of that damned hole. I also got to use the lift at my school, which sounds like a plus, but I thought I was gonna die in that thing.

It's not three... I was attracted by the Chessie and Alton subforums... It's even worse that I only live like 5 minutes away lmao. I actually don't know why I've never been, probably because of my younger sister. I'm going at the end of the Summer holidays without her though. 2 was the lie. I did over stretch ligaments in my ankle, but by tripping down a hole while trying to take a shortcut over some grass to get home from my friend's house. I was around 10 seconds away from my friend's house, and he saw it which is lucky I guess.

Ok, let's try again... Banned for... wearing blue. I don't know, okay?