Whatever

Ban you for riding the Banousel...

likes saying 'weird' and 'BTW'

Professor Banned

Over the last few nights, I have had some pretty weird dreams. Monday: Our dance teacher made a really cool dance to the Colossus theme tune and we danced to it. Tuesday: Thorpe was made of lego, and even though she knew it was the closed season, my Mum drove me there. They were testing their newly installed replica of the Jolly Rocker, which went 360 degrees, and zodiac had been moved to where Saw is now. Also, the guy from 'Deal Or No Deal' was there. No idea why. I think I'm suffering from Thorpe separation anxiety.

Maybe they could have a walkthrough going under the ride??? That would be pretty cool!

enter Ban-halla!

Roll up, roll up, for Thorpe Park, the only derelict theme park themed theme park in the history of theme parks!!

banned for pressing like for every single post I make!

Well, Thorpe would tell you that its meant to look all worn like that, along with every other area in the park....

Why would they leave a totally random (not very popular) ride, possibly in an entirely new theme? The Doctor's Banana Ride? Katniss Everdeen's Banana Ride? (considering different themes)

Oh, I got my dog Paddy on Friday! He's been fine, but is a little ill at the mo.

(On another matter) If they were to do a Hunger Games theme for this coaster, the only 'abandoned warehouse' I can think of is the Hob, the black market of district 12. But they don't make a big thing of it in the films, only in the books, so unless they were to change their plans dramatically.

I have to say Top Rockers *remembers sixth birthday* I still have the photo somewhere.... Carousel or Banana boat?

Colossus repaint! Cheif Ranger's carousel or New 2016 ride (this one is easy)?

Those pics would look nice on a christmas card....

They should find some way to 'recycle' some of the old ride peices. They could use them as benches!

So the Merlin pass will have the Thorpe font on it? Or is that just the Merlin passes that they sell at Thorpe, maybe Chessie and Alton will have seperate designs...

....I rode the rearing horse on my sixth birthday....such happy memories.....*sobs*

Me and my brother were singing along to that today- very catchy!

Last day of season *sobs* Was a quiet day though got there about oneish and left at five. Ride count: Inferno x3 Saw x5 Colossus x2 The swarm x2 (1x backwards) Cheif Ranger's carousel x1 Pros: No queues! The Carousel was playing old ranger songs (because it is its last operating day????) I went on Saw 3 times in a row I finally saw the Inferno crocodiles! Colossus was oddly smooth Cons: Someone vommed on Saw and it had to be closed My dad called me a nerd ALL DAY It is the last day... My restraint on Inferno is really loose. Effects on Saw weren't working

I confess to saying 'I'm Dr. Kelman!' to my friend while doing a science practical in our white coats and goggles *facepalms* Oh and I want to shame my brother, who is loudly playing the bubbleworls theme tune at this very moment (once it is my head, it never comes out) to annoy me. NOOOOOOO

Bears. Have about a hundred on my bed (teddies that is) The Cult or the Night Terror?

So one is a group of Murderers and one is a group of Cannibals, and they both have similar face paint.

Ohhh. But they both had painted faces, as you can see in the video.

So now we know the cult are actually called the 'Night Terror' and the Director is a victim of self-harm.