Whatever

I'd rather be crushed than to fall out!

Which is bad!!!

At a party

What scene flooded in which maze?

and drank a

May sound like a noob, but how can a Maze break down?

drunk, because he

Best part in Cabin was when the ''ard' teens in front of us in the queue joined our group because they were dead scared!

.....well, mine seems a little bland in comparison.

It was being tested on Friday, I saw it and thought it was working, but alas, it was not.

Well, I was looking up cake fails and found this. Well, it reminds me of pluk's profile picture, and here's the link of the article it came from

I do have to say though, when I went in the morning on Friday, the smoke was working really well, but when I went at night, it wasn't! Weird.

But in the end though, we have to remember that Thorpe IS a business and not a charity, and they'll try to squeeze every penny out of you till there's none left ( hence paying ten quid for fright nights, smaller drink cartons for AP holders with a small charge, fastracks, I'm pretty sure these aren't the only ones). And if we do complain, fastracks are thrown at us, which means that they are worth nothing so for every one they are selling four pounds ninety nine is probably made of each one, and that's JUST fastracks. And if they can get away with it, they will. Rant over.

I only saw somebody selling Fastracks on MBV and CITW, but that was yesterday and the queues were not too bad.

I don't think we're gonna see a major coaster any time soon though with the 'happy families' target markets they're aiming for at the mo. So a wild mouse would be a pretty good guess.

I need to go on Samurai before they take it out, it's the only ride I haven't done, so Hang on a little longer Sammie!

.....Sooo, there are now conspiracy theories of How Samaurai Came To Stop Working? Did it commit suicide....? Did it throw a hissy fit and then had a sudden heart attack...? .......Or was it MURDERED?????? I think I got a bit carried away

Poor Samurai, it commited suicide! Saw was down yesterday, I should know, I was on it! (I think it was the unlucky combo of me sitting on the oustide for the first time and wearing my Saw Jacket)

Gawd, that's worse than yesterday. Is loggers leap down? I really missed it yesterday.

Fright nights joke guys.... What begins with 'b' and ends in 'itch'? Blair Witch. I'll see myself out.

It rode so well in the dark last night! It was better than any other time I've ridden it!

I went Yesterday, arrived 9:45 am left at 9;20 PM. Phew, I was very tired! Here I go: Saw x2 Swarm x3 (1x backwards and 1x night) Stealth x2 (1x night) Colossus x1 Nemesis Inferno x2 (1x night) X x2 Storm Turd x1 Rumba Rapids x1 Dodgems x1 Slammer x1 MBV x1 S13 x1 CITW x1 BWP x1 SAW x1 Pros: I count getting stuck on SAW as a pro, because it all adds to the experience and its a good story to tell my friends. We were stuck in the indoor syringe bit, and when the light came on, I saw that the syringes were filled with what looks like purple Millions. Best ride I've had on Inferno, got really intense at night Smoothest ride on Colossus ever. Went on X twice in a row with no one on our train. Pizza hut was yummy. First time on slammer, my comment as I got off of it was 'It went upside down an me head hurts. Meh.' as with most rides now. Mazes aren't as bad as I thought, I was getting really (and I mean REALLY) scared before, then I was laughing my way throught them. I managed to do the thing with the fence near Rumba/ Stealth where you can take the ball off the fence thingy like in 'Forp Goes Wrongly' Cons: More theming and roaming actors Loggers, Samurai and I think Vortex down for the whole day Dodgems smell awful Swarm opened a bit late Blade and hammer effects not working on Saw Wet feet on Storm Turd (and also the fact it exists) I didn't get to take a selfie with the director

I saw the Director come out of studio 13, and there was a guy with a teddy bear and several others. But drumroll, please... Thorpeparkfreaks Big Fat Guide To All The Mazes Studio Thirteen- meh My Bloody Valentine- meh with gas masks Cabin in the woods- meh with doors Saw Alive- meh with lots of strobes Blar witch project- meh with trees Saying that, the best scares came from BWP. These are the first mazes I've ever done, so it was a bit of a disappointment as I found the mazes quite hilarious as I just laughed myself through them.

Happy Birthday to Coasterdude! Have a cool day! No one cares, but it is half a year till I'm thirteen today

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