June 1, 20178 yr comment_250082 Today at Alton Towers a guy points at Rita and says "shall we go on the runaway mine train" also on Th13teen the bloke in front of me, after we dropped and whilst going backwards he screamed "I WASN'T EXPECTING THAAAAAAAAT"
June 2, 20178 yr comment_250108 TP today whilst on Stealth, a lad around fifteen years old said to me just before the start "don't blink before the launch or you won't be able to open your eyes all the way round!" ?
June 2, 20178 yr comment_250109 1 hour ago, planenut said: TP today whilst on Stealth, a lad around fifteen years old said to me just before the start "don't blink before the launch or you won't be able to open your eyes all the way round!" ? Teen logic. That's all I can say.
June 3, 20178 yr comment_250111 1 hour ago, BaronC. said: Well they do say it's a blink and you'll miss it ride... but he's going to miss out on a half second view of London.
June 9, 20178 yr comment_250212 Today on Stealth, "the older I get the less I like roller coasters!" then the speaker completed the ride and got off, a twenty-four year old lady.
June 9, 20178 yr comment_250213 2 hours ago, planenut said: Today on Stealth, "the older I get the less I like roller coasters!" then the speaker completed the ride and got off, a twenty-four year old lady. #StealthStories
June 9, 20178 yr Author comment_250214 Think I've mentioned it before but every time Ive been to AT in the last two years Ive heard people looking for the entrance for Air, I like to imagine them walking around FV until closing time Oh, and the small 7 or 8 year old boy trying to explain the rides to his mum and many siblings (I assume). "What's Nemesis?" "It's like a Haunted House with guns you shoot people with" "And what's Hex?" "Thats a Haunted House aswell" Edited June 9, 20178 yr by ChessingtonSam
June 10, 20178 yr comment_250216 Once I heard this guy talking to his friend and we were in the Saw The Ride queue line and he said 'Some people have died on this before, just play the game' and this wasnt a joke cause they were both so serious.
June 12, 20178 yr comment_250237 On 9 June 2017 at 6:15 PM, planenut said: Today on Stealth, "the older I get the less I like roller coasters!" then the speaker completed the ride and got off, a twenty-four year old lady. I love your Stealth stories! 24? That's no age aha - I'm the opposite - the older I get the MORE I love rollercoasters! On 10 June 2017 at 9:53 AM, Callum_ said: Once I heard this guy talking to his friend and we were in the Saw The Ride queue line and he said 'Some people have died on this before, just play the game' and this wasnt a joke cause they were both so serious. Christ some people are a special kind of stupid!
July 3, 20178 yr comment_250603 On 12/06/2017 at 11:16 AM, Han30 said: I love your Stealth stories! 24? That's no age aha - I'm the opposite - the older I get the MORE I love rollercoasters! At TP today, on..........Stealth........... Guy announces to his mate "cor, five times on this would create havoc with your life 'cos of the adrenalin!" Then a chap seated next to me said "I opened my eyes last time and I couldn't breathe!" We all survived the day.
July 3, 20178 yr comment_250604 1 hour ago, planenut said: At TP today, on..........Stealth........... Guy announces to his mate "cor, five times on this would create havoc with your life 'cos of the adrenalin!" Then a chap seated next to me said "I opened my eyes last time and I couldn't breathe!" We all survived the day. That is gold! The guy that couldn't breath when he had his eyes open should visit his doc - he shouldn't be breathing through them
July 3, 20178 yr comment_250608 2 hours ago, planenut said: Guy announces to his mate "cor, five times on this would create havoc with your life 'cos of the adrenalin!" Surely with that logic of adrenaline, one would end up riding more than 5 times. It's certainly happened to me
July 4, 20178 yr comment_250611 11 hours ago, Han30 said: That is gold! The guy that couldn't breath when he had his eyes open should visit his doc - he shouldn't be breathing through them That would certainly make swimming underwater difficult.
September 12, 20177 yr comment_252596 On Stealth today, I heard a female say "I think I've strained my t*ts through screaming so much", I only looked once.
September 12, 20177 yr comment_252606 You come across some strange people @planenut! Someone who breathes through their eyes and another who screams via their t*ts ?
September 12, 20177 yr comment_252615 2 hours ago, Han30 said: You come across some strange people @planenut! Someone who breathes through their eyes and another who screams via their t*ts ? I live my life on the rails !
September 13, 20177 yr Author comment_252638 I heard a family at Chessington looking for Derren Brown's Ghost Train. Well mate, you want to get in the car, head down the M25 a bit...
September 13, 20177 yr comment_252641 53 minutes ago, ChessingtonSam said: I heard a family at Chessington looking for Derren Brown's Ghost Train. Well mate, you want to get in the car, head down the M25 a bit... Perhaps they thought as it was VR, they could experience it anywhere?
October 27, 20177 yr Author comment_253642 Been at Chessie for two days and heard a few gems: "MUM 10+ ARE YOU SURE?" - Said after exiting Creepy Caves Looking up at Fury "Shall we do it? It's quite high" "Yeah come on lets do it" one says as they walk through the entrance. To Griffins Galleon. HPH pre show: "I think this is a lift" Someone in another group: "Oh Ive been here before, this is a lift" Annnd... "I reckon theres someone behind there" "Thats a jumpscare" - Said about the fireplace. They were dissappointed.
October 27, 20177 yr comment_253643 Thorpe Park last Saturday - 2 lads behind us and one (I'm assuming as I didn't see) points to Rush and says to his friend "ah yeah mate that's just like Ripsaw at Towers innit" - I'm just hoping they were pointing at Rush and not Storm Surge as that is an even more stupid comparison
July 2, 20187 yr comment_258785 Heard today on Stealth, "my brain's too loose for my head!", I didn't look again.
July 4, 20187 yr Author comment_258812 I finally have some funny Thirteen stories to add to this thread, both from the second to last row being a RAP user. There was this one guy from Stoke with a very thick accent, and a Stoke City shirt on, who was quite muscular in build, basically he looked like the last guy who'd be scared of anything. Going down the first drop he screams: "oooh ya ba___" I'll let you fill the blanks here. Then when we pulled into the Crypt, he goes to catch his breath, before it drops and he lets out a very sweary scream. I also found out Joe Beasley is evil. Sat behind him on there without even realising until we exited, and he told the girl he was with the ride was over as we pulled into the Crypt. On those two days I also heard one group call Nemesis Sub Terra, Derren Brown's Ghost Train, and I also heard another group on the same pathway say they should "pick up Wicker Man and plonk it here, and rebuild the Flume". Don't quite know how that would work but, there you go.
July 4, 20187 yr comment_258813 Well Nemesis Sub Terra and Derren Brown's Ghost Train both had equal levels of success, the only difference being Alton only threw away £4 million instead of £30!
September 3, 20186 yr Author comment_259807 "I'll sue this park!" Said by a child stuck on Vortex, before the ride had even started mind you.
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