May 23, 200817 yr comment_27176 .......actually if you think about it in a certain way.. tis kinda funny... but otherwise... THATS MEAN YOU BIG MOOSE!!!
May 23, 200817 yr comment_27182 its raining and a woman goes to a bus shelter for...well, shelter. Anyway, she sees a man lighting a cigarette and getting a condom out. The man then cuts the end of the condom off and uses it to cover his ciggy. The woman thinks this is a great idea and goes to the nearest chemists. She walks in and asks:"do you have a condom that will fit a camel?"LOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS. I think a camel is a type of cigarette.
May 23, 200817 yr comment_27195 B&H are the best. But shhh people here are too young to smoke!**Lol this is meant to be family type thing.
May 23, 200817 yr comment_27196 FAMILY SHOW LADS, FAMILY SHOW!**I am the only person that will understand why this is funny... but shh <_<Also, LOL @ Phill, funniest thing in this topic
May 24, 200817 yr comment_27199 Whats pink and fluffy?Pink FluffMade me and James laugh our heads off anyway
May 24, 200817 yr comment_27200 I have another joke.Women Drivers.In-fact, you could put women in front of anything, and it's still funny.
May 24, 200817 yr comment_27210 what do you call a chineise woman with a food prosessor on her head? !!!BRENDA!!!
May 25, 200817 yr comment_27236 I have another joke.Women Drivers.In-fact, you could put women in front of anything, and it's still funny.thats just rude <_<oh well....Joke (courtesey of holly):Knock Knock...Who's there?....Orange...Orange who?...Orange you gonna shut up about these sexist jokes
May 26, 200817 yr comment_27254 two snowmen in a field. one says to the other:"do you smell carrots?"
May 26, 200817 yr comment_27257 I like the classics like:what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile?"Robin,get in the batmobile"ORTwo muffins in an oven , one says "Bloody Hell it's hot in here!"and the other one says "F**king Hell a talking Muffin!"Thank you , I'm here all week
May 27, 200817 yr comment_27307 go to a friend and say "how high is a chineise man?" they will guessand say "nonono! how high is a chineise man!"they will be confuseddo this for several times till you explain"NONONO there is a chineise man named how hi!"see if they gettit before you say the punchline
May 27, 200817 yr comment_27310 I have another joke.Women Drivers.In-fact, you could put women in front of anything, and it's still funny.So true.Especially a woman learner, I was geting so pissed off when I was in a rush on sunday, how can you learn in a people carrier argh :@
May 27, 200817 yr comment_27311 I really really wish I could disagree with that but I know 3 people who crashed within a few months of passing their test. All women. Thank god they were minor crashes.
May 27, 200817 yr comment_27323 Changing the subject from Women to MenMen are like ipods you want one but without the hassle.
May 27, 200817 yr comment_27325 Just LOL at Georgie's 'non' jokes :)A magic tractor went down the road and turned into a field.
May 27, 200817 yr comment_27340 Just LOL at Georgie's 'non' jokes Excuse me Sebastian those jokes are amazing .Oh how I miss you Sebby.Two Cows in a field one says "moo" the other one says "That's what I was going to say!"Comedy genius right there guys!
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