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Saw is the worst Gerstlauer going... Though many of their rides do have rattles/jolts (Anubis on the launch in the back row as an example, and of course Smiler's Cobra Roll) throughout... That said, considering the Merlin Gersts are the bad ones, you have to ponder whether or not it's because of the groundwork, rather than the manufacture...

I have no idea what they're meant to be getting, you mean the same ride type as what Drayton got this year or what we rode at Nigloland?

Then you can consider that this coaster is going next to a drop tower... Classic Merlin...

Based on the continuation of the Fright Nights brand, dont think they'll be aiming at families on that front... Besides, Chessie have fantastic family Halloween attractions, Thorpe probably wouldn't better them...

There's assorted generic kiddie crap and a Zierer Tivoli... 2 animal shows too, so the kid might find some enjoyment in the playground...

Shiny new queue time TARDIS boards! (TowersStreet Facebook)

You could grab tickets in the middle of the day when I went last year... It would just seem though that people tend not to think intelligently when they visit theme parks... Dunno why the park would only give a ticket to Summer Nights rather than a full day return to a moaning guest though... It's a bit strange... Although it must be said suggesting that the engineers simply rock the car back and forth onto the catch car gave me a right old chuckle this morning... Cheers...

Flume site incorporating some form of water based coaster would probably be my pick of the bunch (thinking logically, who wouldn't want a woodie/B&M Hyper in the valley?)... Coaster Corner would be great for an indoor one mind... Let's get Revenge of the Mummy in!

NEWS BUMP! http://www.meathchronicle.ie/news/roundup/articles/2014/07/02/4031258-giant-new-coaster-gets-goahead-at-tayto-park/ *books trip to Dublin*

Unsurprisingly, some projects do suffer delays and/or cancellation... The park doesn't actually have to tell us anything about what's going on behind the scenes, how bad would it look on them if they just turned around and said "sorry it's cancelled, don't bother visiting this year"?

#firstworldproblems Last year it was quiet, TOOOOOO quiet imo to become a sustainable event... Whilst walk-on queues and an empty park were very useful for whoring out rides (or, it would have been if it wasn't chucking it down and Swarm wasn't dead), it didn't make for a particularly well-done event (which wasn't helped by the lack of entrance organisation on my visit)... People attending this event and having 15 minute queues is a better result for Thorpe... And of course, this free event will be rather busy because MAP holders being the entitled people we are won't want to go when they have to pay a fiver to visit over free based times...

There's a field right behind Wild Asia that's just BEGGING for a cred... Dunno if it's greenbelt mind, though also consider that Chessie could only get the Wanyama/Zufari expansions because of having the animals involved in both... Unfortunately closing themselves in via the service road doesn't help expansion plans, as you end up with pathways around Zufari which are just 10ft tall fences of AWFULNESS...

7 days at Port Aventura is slight overkill it must be said... If you stay at one of the hotels and book the Express Pass I believe it is valid for your entire stay there though... Certainly the only way to enjoy the park it must be said...

A Hansa Park coaster having a dark ride section before the lift hill? THAT'S unique But also awesome, if Fluch and Schlange are anything to go by... When it's finished in 2016 of course...

The director and his assistants were quite clearly better... Would rather more of them if they want to continue the whole 'park is a horror movie' idea... You're Next people were ok, but with no actual interaction beyond being "OHHHH I'M A SCARY MASKED MAN", they weren't actually that good...

Harsh on Stella, she's certainly not the worst Pinfari and definitely not the worst for sharp braking... Besides, they still you it's gonna brake that sharply anyway, so you should be prepared...

Tbh, this happens with most of the parks... No I don't WANT to know that this random person had a good day at the park, why can't you just favourite these things rather than clog up my news feed?

Smiler DOES look visually impressive, and is an impressive feat of engineering though... Doesn't have to ride 'impressive' (which is an utterly wrong adjective to use in this sense) to be impressive...

http://resort.europapark.de/lang-en/c262.html

The problem atm seems to be that they've mixed the paying Fastrack and Reserve n Ride queues together in one queue... Therefore combine that with Thorpe's over-selling of Fastracks, and it's a rather awkward situation... Especially given that there will be a lot of frustration coming from Fastrack buyers...

But then you have to ask will it still be seen as a good idea as a complete replacement to normal queuing, since that's the end goal... Add in having 3 separate queues in further tests, and the feedback would be interesting to see if it's overtly positive...

There's also that MASSIVE cattlepen outside Gringotts that is completely unthemed and ruins any form of escapism... Of course it's only to be used when the area is heaving, but it's still a shame that multi-million dollar investments can't stretch to theme every last corner...

Any enthusiast worth their salt won't have a high amount of spend per head on Fastrack...

It still reaches 60mph I'm sure, the slowness is to do with the ride staff...