yeah

And LEGOLAND can be rebranded as- wait a minute...

New for 2017 at Chessington: The Gruffalo River Adventure In the queue, apart from the signage and Bubbleworks theming nothing has changed. Audio will be the mouse talking about the Gruffalo or something like that. The station is a forest sort of thing, the boats are painted to look like logs or something idk. They also have the Chessie logo on them and pass under the rides logo like Bubbleworks did, while a generic safety announcement plays from the mouse. The main ride will be alot like CaTCF and In The Night Garden got drunk one night and had a baby. You pass through scenes of the Gruffalo while big storybooks tell you what's happening. EVERYTHING. WILL. BE. PAINTED. WITH. UV PAINT. New for 2018: Room on the Broom The Vampire retheme. The station doesn't really change, apart from everything even remotely scary is removed. The trains are now yellow and the ride is painful as ever. The wonderful Dracula announcements are gone, instead we get the witch giving safety announcements. New for 2019: The Stick Man, Gruffalo's Child, and The Snail and the Whale. Dragon's Fury, Sea Storm and Dragon Falls are all rethemed to their respective Julia Donaldson books. New for 2020: Chessington becomes Julia Donaldson World The park is rebranded, and every ride is rethemed to a Julia Donaldson book. Then in 2022 the Julia Donaldson license runs out and Merlin sit around scratching their heads wondering what to do next.

That's what I was thinking, could easily have been a fellow enthusiast joking around. Tbh Id much rather they just removed Vampire than retheme it to Room on the Broom, and you all know how much I love Vampire.

This is Merlin we're talking about. Of course they will!

That cant be true can it? Where's it from? If so I will truly riot. What an absolutely awful idea.

Couldn't agree more with the sign

Uggghhhhhhh 2017, everybody!

Youre acting as if that's not a thing Chessie would do they make you guess everything new

By this point if its not the Gruffalo then Chessington are literally creating their own species

Yes. Have you ever eaten from that place? And why would I change my name to LegoblandSam? Because I said one of their restaurants is horrible?

Thank you lol And can I just say its not my fault I dont know what it is... nobody has ever learnt anything from my Chemistry teacher because you cant understand her...

I can tell. Do you know how? Anyway, I suffer from Pediophobia, which isn't what you think it is. It's the fear of dolls and mannequins. It's probably spawned from this doll my sister has, its meant to be like a 2 year old and is the size of one, its got actual hair and an unintentionally terrifying face and is often left lying in places for me to discover walking from one room to another. If I'm home alone I sometimes have to throw it outside because it's creepy stare with those dead eyes makes me feel as if it's going to come alive and attack me.

I dont get this one, probably because my chemistry teacher barely speaks broken English...

If this doesnt become the Grufallo I will eat a meal from the Burger Kitchen at LEGOLAND. EDIT And if this turns out to be the new carousel I'll just laugh. (But it won't so yeah)

Turn the shop into a ride element, connect the exit into X and turn the entrance into a ride exit and shop, simple In all seriousness they need to make an indoor Maurer Sohne spinner where X is. Or a flyer. I like flyers.

My coaster count.

Someone pointed out other animals have knobbly knees such as a Pelican or something similar to a Flamingo. Maybe Chessie are doing a switch and bait? I'm not worried until we hear it has purple spikes on its back. What am I saying? This is Merlin, of course it will be the Gruffalo.

Oh thank god. I haven't had an eye test and thought my eyesite had gone weird!

Kerfuffle

Trick or Treat Wood

True - everything that gets predicted is right.

Seriously annoyed by this. I didnt mind about Bubbleworks - but the Grufallo. Nobody wanted the Grufallo! We should boycott the ride. Get #GrufalloRideBoycott trending on Twitter.

Adults and teenagers will definetly be there, and some schools are off for Halloween, private schools also have 2 weeks off.

QPR

It's not really related but I just want to make sure the ratings @Coaster Jamie gives are in green right, it's not my eyes?