yeah

This is Merlin we're talking about. Of course they will!

That cant be true can it? Where's it from? If so I will truly riot. What an absolutely awful idea.

Couldn't agree more with the sign

Uggghhhhhhh 2017, everybody!

Youre acting as if that's not a thing Chessie would do they make you guess everything new

By this point if its not the Gruffalo then Chessington are literally creating their own species

Yes. Have you ever eaten from that place? And why would I change my name to LegoblandSam? Because I said one of their restaurants is horrible?

Thank you lol And can I just say its not my fault I dont know what it is... nobody has ever learnt anything from my Chemistry teacher because you cant understand her...

I can tell. Do you know how? Anyway, I suffer from Pediophobia, which isn't what you think it is. It's the fear of dolls and mannequins. It's probably spawned from this doll my sister has, its meant to be like a 2 year old and is the size of one, its got actual hair and an unintentionally terrifying face and is often left lying in places for me to discover walking from one room to another. If I'm home alone I sometimes have to throw it outside because it's creepy stare with those dead eyes makes me feel as if it's going to come alive and attack me.

I dont get this one, probably because my chemistry teacher barely speaks broken English...

If this doesnt become the Grufallo I will eat a meal from the Burger Kitchen at LEGOLAND. EDIT And if this turns out to be the new carousel I'll just laugh. (But it won't so yeah)

Turn the shop into a ride element, connect the exit into X and turn the entrance into a ride exit and shop, simple In all seriousness they need to make an indoor Maurer Sohne spinner where X is. Or a flyer. I like flyers.

My coaster count.

Someone pointed out other animals have knobbly knees such as a Pelican or something similar to a Flamingo. Maybe Chessie are doing a switch and bait? I'm not worried until we hear it has purple spikes on its back. What am I saying? This is Merlin, of course it will be the Gruffalo.

Oh thank god. I haven't had an eye test and thought my eyesite had gone weird!

Kerfuffle

Trick or Treat Wood

True - everything that gets predicted is right.

Seriously annoyed by this. I didnt mind about Bubbleworks - but the Grufallo. Nobody wanted the Grufallo! We should boycott the ride. Get #GrufalloRideBoycott trending on Twitter.

Adults and teenagers will definetly be there, and some schools are off for Halloween, private schools also have 2 weeks off.

QPR

It's not really related but I just want to make sure the ratings @Coaster Jamie gives are in green right, it's not my eyes?

Not going to Derby, too far straight after Newcastle lol, but that's a game we should win even if we are awful away at the moment.

Just had a scare - Max, the bigger, dumber, and evidently younger of my two cats went missing a minute ago with the whole family searching for him. What made it scary was my windows where open and he's known for trying to escape via window, once climbing up to my top window while I was downstairs (thankfully I heard the blinds and managed to run up and stop him) and once falling out of the bathroom window as a kitten (survived unscathed, I think). We looked for about five minutes, shook the biscuits, my mum called "foodies" which they normally respond to (It's weird I know) but no sign of him, until my dad opens his wardrobe door and Max runs out. How he does it I don't know, this must be the sixth time hes somehow got into a wardrobe and shut himself in, and the fourth time hes scared us like that. EDIT: Picture of Max (and Ruby because I didn't have any others but it's adorable) he's on the right

No no no, I mean the batchers.