yeah

Jesus I really am clumsy.. slipped on a football and twisted my ankle, felt a pop but heard nothing, literally couldn't move at all without it hurting like hell, went to hospital today and apparently "theres no broken bones so it's a small sprain" and I "cant do sport for weeks" (thanks then). Also think I've bruised my foot at the same time, meaning I can't put weight on my right foot and can't even put my foot flat on the ground when I'm sitting down. This is now the 12th time spraining my right ankle. Really is a wonder I haven't broken it yet. Touchwood.

Should also add that the cottage has a porch, living room, kitchen, a big square hallway kind of area, a kids room with two beds and a wardrobe (no tv, we usually take the one from my room as there is plug sockets), The bigger room with a double bed (not sure on the size) a bathroom and a conservatory, a big kitchen (tip if you do go- the bin is in what looks like one of the cupboards) and a few little bits of food and drink (some biscuits and a bottle of wine, possibly), the back garden which is fairly big and has a big field with horses in behind it, a closet and of course a full bathroom. I think we got an Alton Towers map once aswell.

No no no no no, we don't own it, the owners rent it out lol, we just stay there every year. I said its mine as it's like my favourite place ever You can also take pets but only one, which is irritating as we have 2 young cats who can't be separated.

SNOW! Thorpe or Alton

I'm mainly talking about places to stay and eat here - but it doesn't matter. There's a nice little village called Kingsley Holt, specifically a nice little modern cottage which we make an annual trip to - one road village with a lovely community, two pubs (The Blacksmith Arms, which is closer and The Railway [Inn?]), the latter serving wonderful food and is owned by nice people (who used to own the other pub on our first two trips). 15 minutes away from Towers by car, 1-2 hours, 15 minutes in the other direction is Stoke and Birmingham, Manchester is about 1-2 hours away and there are LOADS of football grounds (Stoke, Birmingham, West Brom, Walsall, Villa which is handy being a Brentford fan lmao). So yeah, loads to do, Towers is nearby and a lovely cottage. Perfect. Will try and find photos in a sec. (Leave off btw it's mine k) EDIT Couldnt find it on Google so used streetview instead. I think Ive got the right one anyway

I haven't been this year so I don't know.

But wouldn't that get rid of all the force because there's a massive block on your face?

Severe delays, dedoy. Good theming and bad ride or good ride and no theming?

Runaway Mine Train is perfect as it is thank you.

Longer version of the Towers Street music. The rest of it sounds better but 2015 version wins for me with the older one a very very close second.

Puh-lease. EDIT Tried to make a serious entry and failed really really bad

Championship form table. Beautiful.

Sounds good, any updates?

Currently building a new park and trying to make it as well themed as possible. Any requests/suggestions for rides/themes bearing in mind I'm on iOS and don't have the expansion packs/can't get CS

Well if people are dumb enough to ask if Safari Skyway will be open today...

Just it being there is quite exciting. Shows we must be near to opening now. EDIT: Oh yeah. Its there because today was meant to be opening day *duh*

Still don't want it anywhere near me...

Now, Merlin are pretty bad, but thats probably not their motto...

Don't really like that Lost City logo. They should also add signs for each area, unless that's something I've missed? Most of my friends didn't know what the areas where and had no idea they were back.

It'd better not be going anywhere near my house otherwise I'll punch someone

Whoa what you were there too did you see any of the characters

Except for the fact it's written everywhere

You just know the videos going to be bad when it's called "Riding the rollercoaster that crashed". He then refers to Spinball Whizzer as "Mario Pinball" (?) And says the Smiler has 40 loops. K. Video

Joke, saying Chessie will get something Shrek-related after all the previous Shrek rumours at Alton etc.