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Benin 'I suck the fun out of 3D glasses'

I don't think Janice shouting "LEEE" was supposed to be in it. Corrie has been fantastic this week. Really emotional. When they heard Ashleys voicemessage....

Lets think about this, Ashley had a rubbish life really. His uncle turned out to be his father, he had slow swimmers, his first child wasn't actually his, his wife got brutally murdered by a serial killer, got blackmailed into an affair and then finally gets crushed by a viaduct.I sometimes wonder why he ever got up at all in the morning frankly.

Why?I mean apart from the obvious

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I don't know what I want to be in the future really. At the moment I'm just a food service customer assistant at Waitrose and really enjoy the role. Its very target based and everything has to be done to the letter. I find that kind of work very stimulating, shifts go by so quickly and at the end of a shift you do feel like you've achieved a lot.

I don't think it really counts as much of a closed season if every week you visit somewhere with rides though imo.As for me this closed season couldn't come sooner; I'm loving it.

Certainly explains Marcs road rage then...

No offence Outfit but you're hardly the most reliable considering last closed season you told us Runaway Trains rocks had been refurbished and that the Black Buccaneer boat had been completely replaced with a new boat.

I have no doubt that if Chessington advertised it in the right way they could have a fantastic winter event in the park with selected rides open. Afterall, Paultons event is incredibly popular because it targets the right people. And I mean, its popular despite no one actually knowing where Romsey is.

Chessington doesn't even really need to be open all the time between April - October anyway as whenever the schools are in, the park is dead. For the park to be open in February and November, would be like literally throwing money into the sea. Just a waste.

Schoolboy error.

You all suck. Caterham has no buses, no trains, no planes, no boats, no cars, only people wandering aimlessly to Tescos.

I have a theory that when people say Russia is properly prepared, what they really mean is 'Moscow' is properly prepared. I doubt the whole of Russia has snowplough after snowplough on every street, highway, side road because its such a large country. England is a densely populated country and unfortunately the snow we get every year just isn't often enough and constant enough to justify large amounts of funds going into diggers. The trains I do sort of wish were running better because it would mean I don't have to walk 2 hours to get to work on Saturday. But the thing is if the trains breakdown and then the recovery trains breakdown. And then the gritter trains break down.. I mean.. there is nothing that can be done and I'd rather just go "oh well" and get over it then moan on and on.

I don't actually think its a joke. What is a joke is peoples over-reaction to this whole snow thing. Things aren't running, deal with it. Caterham is cut off from the outside world, I was supposed to be in Brighton watching the Scissor Sisters. Instead I'm here listening to people moan about either the World Cup 2018 result or how snow ruins their lives. But it's cool, I'm dealing with it.Would you rather the train ran, it derails, killing everyone on board instead...

If you want to be completely true to life, some of Chessington's rides such as Rameses, Buccaneer, Toytown, Fury and Rattlesnake are dressed up fairground rides (Or can be fairground models for all the pedantics out there)...

I wonder, if Merlin purchased Caterham would I then get a brand new sea life centre, 4D experiences, my own Dungeons and maybe even a bit of Octopus Gardens.It would no longer be called caterham on the hill. It would be.. Caterham on the Eye. I love it.

I've seen funnier and more interesting corpses frankly...

I just have to add that Blue Fire isn't a fantastic rollercoaster because it goes upside down. It's a good rollercoaster because it pulls so many different elements together into one ride and they all work. The theme, the launch, the speed, the inversions, the fun of it.

The broken one or the working one?

Cause Merlin are nuts..

My boyfriend has been there. He says he loved it more then life itself. So there we go

I've met God...well I say I've met God, hes all around us so really I see him quite regularly.