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The Extra Ultimate VIP Experience - £499.99
  • Entry to Thorpe Park
  • Helicopter Transport from your home address to above the park, from where you parachute on to Stealth's top hat
  • Complete you entry by abseiling from Stealth's top hat to the ground accompanied by fireworks
  • Personal VIP Trained Monkey Host
  • First ride of the day on the ride of your choice, including Slammer
  • Unlimited VIP ride access, and permission to further insult the person who has been waiting for your seat for hours in any way you see fit
  • Mobile Churro/Popcorn/Doughnut/Toffee Apple cart pulled around behind you by a unicorn for your snacking whims
  • The butler off of Fresh Prince of Bel Air to serve your KFC fried up by the celebrity chef of your chosing
  • Annie Leibovitz hired to photograph your every move and present you with a photo journal of your day
  • Unrestricted use of a £1 locker
  • Staff member of your choice to take home as your play thing for the night
  • Gift Bag
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This is a brilliant idea! :P

The EXTRA ULTIMATE VIP Experience - £499.99*

  • Entry to Thorpe Park
  • Police escort to Thorpe Park
  • Two of the most imposing-looking security staff escorting you around.
  • Be on the first 5 rides of the day of a roller coaster of your choice.
  • Unlimited VIP ride access, with optional 'ha ha' Nelson soundbit as your ride is starting.
  • A pre-determined meal cooked by Heston Blumenthal himself, with the option to eat it anywhere on park.
  • A butler called Jeeves serving you meal.
  • Paparazzi taking photos of you every 5 minutes, disguised as ordinary guests to give you that extra VIP feel.
  • Be able to do a base jump off Stealth to end your day
  • A commemorative dis-used Slammer piece to remember your day by.
*Crash Pad not included.
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The Extra Ultimate VIP Experience - £499.99
  • Entry to Thorpe Park for two consecutive days
  • 30 minutes ERT on a roller coaster of your choice (morning or evening)
  • Free night's stay at The Crash Pad
  • Unlimited All You Can Eat food at all in house restaurants/eateries
  • Unlimited VIP ride access
  • Harnessed ride lift hill walk
  • Behind the scenes tour
  • On Ride Photo package
  • Lights on walk through Saw Alive at beginning or end of day (it's SBNO all year, put it to some use!)
  • Free parking
  • Belongings storage
  • Gift bag
  • Abseil from Stealth
  • Behind the scenes walk of Loggers
  • Free ride hoodie of your choice
  • Free Thorpe Park Annual Pass
  • 50% off two items of Thorpe Park merchandise (of your choice)
  • Free game of pool :P

I'd want a lot for that sort of money!

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The extra Ultimate VIP experience- 499.99

  • Helicopter ride to Thorpe park, with massage chairs. You then parachute down into a donut cart full of warm donuts.
  • Take as amany donuts as you like.
  • First ride of the day on any ride of your choice.
  • Free meal in which you are able to take on any ride
  • The Queen's Bodyguards
  • Have a say in the design  of a (possible) new ride
  • Option to take anything you like home from the thrills workshop.
  • Abseiling down Detonator
  • A unicorn ride
  • Be the one to press the button which activates a ton of explosives underneath Storm Surge while Justin Beiber and One Direction are riding in it.
  • Slide down Loggers leap on a rubber dinghy
  • Celebrity guest of your choice*
  • Live performance from Bastille.
  • Pet snow leopard.
  • Be the one to press the button on  Beiber's and 1D's death celebration fireworks.
  • Free stay at the Shark hotel.
  • Star in their new advert.
  • A small box of assorted cookies.

* Does not include Justin Beiber or One Direcion as they are already dead. Terms and conditions apply

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