Frankie Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 .......actually if you think about it in a certain way.. tis kinda funny... but otherwise... THATS MEAN YOU BIG MOOSE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeC Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Another Joke:Reading FC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeis Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 its raining and a woman goes to a bus shelter for...well, shelter. Anyway, she sees a man lighting a cigarette and getting a condom out. The man then cuts the end of the condom off and uses it to cover his ciggy. The woman thinks this is a great idea and goes to the nearest chemists. She walks in and asks:"do you have a condom that will fit a camel?"LOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS. I think a camel is a type of cigarette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 I don't get it :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 A camel is a type of cigarette, a nasty one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Holly ,TPM's resident cigarette expert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 B&H are the best. But shhh people here are too young to smoke!**Lol this is meant to be family type thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 FAMILY SHOW LADS, FAMILY SHOW!**I am the only person that will understand why this is funny... but shh <_<Also, LOL @ Phill, funniest thing in this topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeC Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 This is my show - and I'm Jeremy Kyle.</mark9> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark9 Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 YOU COULDN'T BE MORE SCUM IF YOU DEEP FRIED YOUR TRACK SUIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Whats pink and fluffy?Pink FluffMade me and James laugh our heads off anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 I have another joke.Women Drivers.In-fact, you could put women in front of anything, and it's still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeis Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 what do you call a chineise woman with a food prosessor on her head? !!!BRENDA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark9 Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Whats pink and fluffy?Pink Fluff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 I have another joke.Women Drivers.In-fact, you could put women in front of anything, and it's still funny.thats just rude <_<oh well....Joke (courtesey of holly):Knock Knock...Who's there?....Orange...Orange who?...Orange you gonna shut up about these sexist jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeis Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 two snowmen in a field. one says to the other:"do you smell carrots?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 I like the classics like:what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile?"Robin,get in the batmobile"ORTwo muffins in an oven , one says "Bloody Hell it's hot in here!"and the other one says "F**king Hell a talking Muffin!"Thank you , I'm here all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 That's what she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 YOU NICKED MY SCREEN NAME! Thats my joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeis Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 go to a friend and say "how high is a chineise man?" they will guessand say "nonono! how high is a chineise man!"they will be confuseddo this for several times till you explain"NONONO there is a chineise man named how hi!"see if they gettit before you say the punchline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I have another joke.Women Drivers.In-fact, you could put women in front of anything, and it's still funny.So true.Especially a woman learner, I was geting so pissed off when I was in a rush on sunday, how can you learn in a people carrier argh :@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I really really wish I could disagree with that but I know 3 people who crashed within a few months of passing their test. All women. Thank god they were minor crashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth N Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Changing the subject from Women to MenMen are like ipods you want one but without the hassle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeC Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Just LOL at Georgie's 'non' jokes :)A magic tractor went down the road and turned into a field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Just LOL at Georgie's 'non' jokes Excuse me Sebastian those jokes are amazing .Oh how I miss you Sebby.Two Cows in a field one says "moo" the other one says "That's what I was going to say!"Comedy genius right there guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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