MattyMoo

Watching XODS deconstruction updates from SLKSTN, I can't help thinking how much better the newly exposed skyline would be without Slammer SBNO.
 
Solution: get Slammer working again. 

Surprised there's been nothing official teasing the 2023 season yet from Thorpe to be honest (other than messing about with things on the app to wind up enthoooosiasts).

Need to get to atleast rank 10 first

And that's just the headset straps.
 
Derren hologram spotted on Thorpe Farm, I can confirm.

Thorpe have said that they are retiring from the theme park industry but not industry in general, so I think Rocky might be coming back somehow.

I wouldn't read toooo much into it being given it's full title on the app. Whoever put it back on probably forgot it used to be just called Ghost Train on there.

And that's just the headset straps.
 
Derren hologram spotted on Thorpe Farm, I can confirm.

SBNO is a Thorpe Park favourite, they love those. 
 
If that happens, all they'll do is what they've done here and replace the sign and pretend it never existed 👀
 

Sad news, its back on the app 

Looks in cracking condition to me.

Rocky Expressodus confirmed 🤠

Rocky Express?

You might want to avoid supermarkets for the next couple of months m8
 

Very true on the water ride front, you would imagine that Rumba (not so) Rapids must be earmarked for future development. 

Its been confirmed via the pass holder group that the single rider queue trial on SAW last year was successful and they're looking at what other rides they can expand it to this season which is great to hear. 

I can't see this working well on any other coaster apart from Stealth, but having this even on SAW and Stealth and maybe a couple of flats would be great to see!
 
 
They've also confirmed a lot of work is currently being carried out in the Swarm queue line, including replacing the damaged queue line and station panels, removing graffiti and replacing and repairing the queue line TVs.

This is all very well but we are straying from the elephant in the room - is Rocky Express coming back for 2023 or not?

Sounds like every annoying person who plays the "I know something you don't know" card for Internet points.

They'll most likely use the space as a new FN maze and market it as the worlds first scare maze with a "ride" half way through. Perhaps a year round scare maze, Saw Alive 2.0 anyone?

In the words of Sum 41, why am I still waiting.
 

55 likes on that "You know EXACTLY what is happening" comment on Youtube now 👀
 
Jokes aside, I do like Jack, Archie & Kieran, they are passionate guys and clearly always have loved the park, and are pretty damn talented with visuals/promos etc. - at almost certainly a far cheaper cost to Thorpe Park vs. an established filmmaker/production company... but there is a genuine issue now where the general public will now continue to call them out for speculation for clicks when they know anyway.
 
There's no guarantee that Jack knows about DBGTROTD of course, but - I'd be pretty certain he does, as the chaps are clearly are well-in with Merlin now in terms of future plans and behind the scenes stuff.... the on-site Exodus updates are very cool and am glad he is able to share those with us mind you!
 
 

Obviously we are gonna see the Colossus retrack, but I think it wont be ready for opening in March and might have a later opening in May or June. Hope they get rid of either ghost train, TWD or black mirror to make way for a new and permanent staged area for events. Refurb the freestyle machines, because the last few times I visited in 2022, the majority of the machines were not working. Revamp of SAW queue line to replace rotting wood and to incorporate the new single rider queue with the ride. 

Sounds like perfect Merlin logic to me. 
 
Rocky Express confirmed new location - new storyline where you get on the Victorian train, but end up on a tube train, then get off and end up on a wild-west themed train that goes round and round in a circle. 

This would be a post from 10 years ago.
 
Deja vu esque.

I swear this comment wasn't me.

It's gonna be called SLKSTN The Ride, what with having EAsTeR eGgS all over the park for him, they may as well take it one step further and give him his own ride 😍Shane Sandwich is going to erect Rocky Express in his back garden, that's the latest I've heard 🤫

I will not be contempt until I see JK SLKSTN in a neon Thorpe branded T-shirt riding a wrecking ball into Loggers Leap shouting “EXODUS EXODUS EXODUS EXODUS EXODUS EXODUS EXODUS EXODUS EXODUS…” 1000 times.
I hope Shane Sandwich gets first dibs on the obsolete signage.