Kerfuffle

Favourite coaster manufacturers: B&M/Gerstlauer/Vekoma Favourite flat ride manufacturers: S&S/Mack/Huss

So it now

Therefore it can't

But besides this...

Why can't I be brought in to think of a storyline/theme/plot?

The SMILER suddenly

and annoying character (those "bloody chavs" )

Come to think of it, all we see from Merlin are shipping containers for buildings and petrol drums for bins! (glares at Thorpe)... ...Gee, what's next? Individual tin cans for toilets?

BOTH! (Thunder Mountain FTW ) Everest or Grizzly?

The Vampire! Double posts or..."KEEP THE DAMM GAME GOING!"?

Merlin making money as usual by turning to the minorities...

Well if it weren't for Lorikeet Lagoon, we could have a nice walkthrough in there, sticking to the Wild Asia theme

in the air

those bloody chavs

Well those ARE some great ideas, but the video below pretty much explains why we have what we have today...

...so anyway what else would you want to see at Thorpe next year?

Forgot to do a trip report of when I went on Thursday, so this is it RIDE COUNT Saw - The Ride: x2 (Front row x1) Colossus: x2 (Front row x1) Loggers Leap: x3 (Perfect weather for it...and my friend and I got SOAKED every bloody time! ) Detonator: Bombs Away!: x1 Nemesis Inferno: x2 (Heck the mist was great in the current weather! ) Stealth: x2 (Front row x1) King Pig's Wild Hog Dodgems: x2 Angry Birds 4D Experience: x1 (...and as I speak, my Smiler bear now possesses a pair of 3D glasses! ) X: x1 THE SWARM: x2 (Front row x1) Slammer: x2 Samurai: x1 Rush: x1 ITEMS BOUGHT 1x Nemesis Inferno drinks can 1x Angry Birds wallet (Red) 1x bottle of Dr Pepper Overall, the firm highlights of the day are not just getting completely ANNIHILATED by Loggers, but also the excellent ERT we got that morning! (hence the front row rides on SAW, Colossus and Stealth)

Can't Chessington just use the version of the Vampire soundtrack Graham Smart released, rather than just getting it off YouTube? I mean, this one sounds pretty much the same as the original version we used to hear in the station...just without the constant Vampire cackle.

Well now that you've mentioned it... ...Halloween season's just around the corner

*crickets...while a tumbleweed bounces by*

I, without a doubt, had my smoothest ever ride on Colossus yesterday morning! It was during morning ERT as well, so I got on the ride in like 20 seconds! Basically, my point is, if you want a smooth ride on Colossus...GO AT THE FRONT.

Reminds me of standing up to friends...

Scary as it sounds, they were even showing Angry Birds Toons on the screens outside, which was an idea I came up with earlier!

I'm not really sure how it's THAT good a 4D experience, as when I did it today, again it got standing (well, sitting ) aviation!