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Aaah it makes sense now. Is smiler getting a sister?

Migraines. Die in a hole, really deep, and stay there. No one likes you, no one needs you, I'm 16 and tyvm cos memory loss & lots of drugs are not fun.

To be fair that last comment made me laugh and nod in agreement a little.

And there you were saying you weren't gonna visit again...

Besides, LC have you seen what they did to the kiddie coaster? KIDDIE COASTER This will no doubt at least be polished up. It's concerning to think a tower taller then stealth is sitting in such a nice park, but do you honestly think they'd just dump a concrete tower, and leave it there amongst all it's neighbours beauty? Honestly? Whatever they will do to it it'll be impressive, no doubt. They'll probably do something like the tower at efteling. PS Mystery castle Phantasialand. Ridiculously tall 'concrete slab tower' but look how nicely it was covered up. PPS can I see some of these NL2 designs? Let's see if you walk as well as you talk.

Even though his

And died. Nearly,

Eventually, a dude

potatoes fell from

That tag 'Matt Creek' got me cracking up a little.

See if they queued up normally, they'd be loved for the fact they show respect for their fellow civilians, but if they treat them like a lesser member of the public and show how much power they have they're going to be resented.

What a lad.

Time Machine = SCB's Bae.

I've really only had 2 bad experiences. I guess the handy thing with me is that when I go to theme parks with family, we take along my older brother so we get priority pass (SORRY EVERYONE) But the couple times I've been with friends/just my dad, I've had 2 terrible experiences. 1.) April 2012. Swarm had just opened, and we decided to leave it until the end of the day to ride it. Got in the queue at 4 with a wait time of 40 minutes. Then they open up the extension. By the time we get to the station, 70 minutes pass. Then we get to the air gates, and the ride brakes down. For 20 minutes. And when they finally get it operating, they let the train stuck go and the train before us go, before shutting the ride for another half hour due to heavy rain. Not necessarily the parks fault but when you're expecting to queue for 40 mins (which is bad enough in many peoples perspective) queuing for 3 times that is just ludicrous and annoying 2.) 2011 I went to Thorpe with my dad just after my birthday. Nothing was busy except for saw, which was 90 mins (as far as I can remember) from the start of the day. My dad want's to ride it but I say I'm not gonna wait that long, so he goes and gets as fast pass. (SORRY AGAIN). We get to the very front of the fast pass queue before the stairs, and then we get an announcement 'Alexandra Burke has entered the ride. We hope to go back to normal operation soon.' 40 minutes. 40 Minutes we were stuck in the fast pass queue because this little c-list celebrity wants to ride the ride a couple times. She took along some of her friends, and they each got their own train. I mean the royal family choose to queue up with the normal people, but arrogant celebrities, WHO WERE MADE POPULAR BY THE GENERAL PUBLIC, QEUEING IN THE CATTLEPENS, can go up the disabled entrance and make everyones day suck quite a bit more. We did get to ride it, but then my dad had to harass the guest service lady before they gave us a refund. He was not happy.

Didn't a girl get raped in a bush a couple years back? I'm gonna go searching for it..

Good.... Good...

This ones a no From me. Probably. Grounding issues mean I won't be able to come xD

We already know, the back story young padiwun. 'Nemesis went all yoloswag, and built a volcano in Thorpe because of the danky blazers there.' ~ Quote of the year 2014 #MAKEITHAPPEN

Whopps! I meant last day of the half term of education

Busy. Last day of half term for many people itching to get school over with as it's the first holiday back. From about 4PM onward it'll be busy me thinks.

It's supposed to be 1 leftie for every rightie. PS Adolf hitler was left handed I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT BEING A LEFTIE DAMN.

Earthquake.

So many lefty peops here, must be a trend in the theme park community.

Left handed apart from hockey and ukelele. Otherwise I look down on you disgusting muggles. Eurgh.

Banned for having the most ridiculously long signature on this site.