November 8, 20168 yr comment_244140 Whoa a topic *revives* “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson, Portal 2
March 29, 20178 yr comment_248613 'Do or Do Not there is no try' - Master Yoda , Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
March 29, 20178 yr comment_248638 I love Team Fortress 2 partly for the insane number of quotes in game that never fail to amuse me (excuse the strong language): Sniper: "Feelings? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy." "Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." "Wave goodbye to your head, w*nker!" "Thanks for standing still, w*nker!" "One sniper to another mate! GIVE! UP!" "Everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red mist!" "I'm gonna blow the inside of your head - all over four counties!" "GAWD SAVE THE QUEEN!!" Demoman: "SO! All ya fine dandies so proud! So cut short! Prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs!" "I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!" "Oh they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!!!" "What makes me a good demoman?? If I were a BAD demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with ya now would I?!" "They're goin' ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can!" "In yer language, eat lead, laddies!" Soldier: "You will stand next to that cart or I will STAND you next to that cart!" "This is my world. You are not welcome in my world." "Godspeed, you magnificent b*stard." Merasmus: "Run fools! Run from Merasmus!!" "MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF BLOOD! Oh hello Soldier..." "RAIN OF JARATE!! MERASMUS IS...so sorry about this one..."
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